Message from @templar ni🅱🅱a

Discord ID: 670910890098556928


2020-01-26 08:02:33 UTC  

Then again I've been saying we should burn everything and everyone

2020-01-26 08:02:48 UTC  

Does this mean I can try and fuck my current boss now or the tomboy co-worker?

2020-01-26 08:02:57 UTC  

Kek

2020-01-26 08:03:09 UTC  

Tomboy coworker

2020-01-26 08:03:15 UTC  

>wants to fuck his coworker

2020-01-26 08:03:42 UTC  

Don't worry were about the same age

2020-01-26 08:03:49 UTC  

Do I smell a hint of  D E R E K

2020-01-26 08:03:50 UTC  

This isn't the Derek shit

2020-01-26 08:04:06 UTC  

Good.

2020-01-26 08:04:09 UTC  

I'm either fuckin the same age, or older

2020-01-26 08:05:32 UTC  

```also Derek was 30 year old boomer going after an 18-20 year old```

2020-01-26 08:11:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/668767934910431243/670903708892135424/1580001933383.gif

2020-01-26 08:13:21 UTC  

Holy shit

2020-01-26 08:15:48 UTC  

Good fucking lord

2020-01-26 08:33:06 UTC  

Ching chong that cough is wrong

2020-01-26 08:34:15 UTC  

There had to have been more infected before Jan 3

2020-01-26 08:34:24 UTC  

Just unreported

2020-01-26 08:35:02 UTC  

Also I would have thought italy and the UK would be included in that map at the end

2020-01-26 08:39:55 UTC  

Kinda hoping it spreads just so humanity can just die off

2020-01-26 08:40:05 UTC  

China didn't report about SARS for two months till after an outbreak happened

2020-01-26 08:40:21 UTC  

So for all we know this could go back as far as November

2020-01-26 08:41:08 UTC  

@BrotherCactus nah humanity dealt with worse. Plus scientists are studying the virus genome to possibly find a cure or treatment

2020-01-26 08:41:48 UTC  

Noooo fug

2020-01-26 08:41:58 UTC  

If we can survive the plague back when witches were burnt at the stake we can survive this bullshit

2020-01-26 08:42:13 UTC  

Steak witches

2020-01-26 08:42:35 UTC  

Steak witches created from burning at the stake

2020-01-26 08:43:04 UTC  

Kwispy witches

2020-01-26 08:44:04 UTC  

Quick someone make a piece of steak with a pointy hat

2020-01-26 08:44:19 UTC  

Did someone say

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/668767934910431243/670911891429916682/Screenshot_20200125-2108062.png

2020-01-26 08:44:51 UTC  

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2020-01-26 08:45:01 UTC  

>there is no virus gwailow

2020-01-26 08:45:41 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/668767934910431243/670912233982787584/hugzies.png

2020-01-26 08:45:47 UTC  

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2020-01-26 08:45:50 UTC  

I don't think people burned witches at the stake at the time of the black plauge tho

2020-01-26 08:45:53 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/668767934910431243/670912283119058954/1580018427137.png

2020-01-26 08:46:12 UTC  

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2020-01-26 08:47:15 UTC  

@PowerElephant well there were niggas with sticks and bird masks walking around so ya never know

2020-01-26 08:48:14 UTC  

Ya those were just attempts at hazmat suits

2020-01-26 08:48:54 UTC  

They would have worked too if they covered their ankles

2020-01-26 08:56:23 UTC  

> UPDATE 2020-01-25 @ 22:01 (10:02PM) UTC+1

FULL LOCKDOWN 19 MAJOR CITIES:
>Wuhan (11 Million) - 2020-01-23
>Huanggang (7.5 Million) - 2020-01-24
>Jingzhou (5.7 Million) - 2020-01-24
>Xiaogan (4.8 Million) - 2020-01-24
>Ezhou (4.1 Million) - 2020-01-24
>Yichang (4.1 Million) - 2020-01-24
>Jingmen (3 Million) - 2020-01-24
>Huangshi (2.5 Million) - 2020-01-24
>Xianning (2.8 Million) - 2020-01-24
>Xiantao (1.6 Million) - 2020-01-24
>Daye (1 Million) - 2020-01-24
>Qianjiang (1 Million) - 2020-01-24
>Yangxin (1 Million) - 2020-01-24
>Enshi (0.9 Million) - 2020-01-24
>Chibi (0.5 Million) - 2020-01-24
>Zhijiang (0.5 Million) - 2020-01-24
>Dangyang (0.5 Million) - 2020-01-24
>Tianmen (1.7 Million) - 2020-01-25
>Lichuan (1 Million) - 2020-01-25
TOTAL: 55+ Million
>Beijing 21.54M halted transportation services
>Shanghai 24.24M Everything Shut Down 2020-01-26>Shangguang (needs confirmation)
>Beijing (needs confirmation)

CONFIRMED INFECTED COUNTRIES:
>China - 2019-12-30
>Japan (3) - 2020-01-16
>Thailand (7) - 2020-01-13
>South Korea (3) - 2020-01-20
>USA (3) - 2020-01-21
>Taiwan (3) - 2020-01-21
>Macau (2) - 2020-01-22
>Hong Kong (5) - 2020-01-22
>Singapore (4) - 2020-01-23
>Vietnam (2) - 2020-01-23
>France (3) - 2020-01-24
>Nepal (1) - 2020-01-24
>Australia (7) - 2020-01-25
>Malaysia (4) - 2020-01-25
>Saudi Arabia (1) - 2020-01-25
>Pakistan (1) - 2020-01-25
>Canada (1) - 2020-01-25
>Pakistan(1) - 2020-01-26
UNCONFIRMED/SUSPICIOUS INFECTED COUNTRIES:
>Philippines
>Israel
>India
>Portugal
>Germany
>Zimbabwe
>Romania
>Russia
>Vienna
>United Kingdom
>Mexico
>Tasmania

2020-01-26 08:56:38 UTC  

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