SARS 2: Kung Flugaloo

Kek

@Och and H addicts 👉😎👉

And wiggas

Thank God I moved out of the city

My boss: "hey anon, you've been ignoring the asian customers a lot recently, care to explain"
Me: "oh don't worry about it, just been busy is all"
Also me:

We must burn them

They’re carriers

That's what I've been staying all along

Then again I've been saying we should burn everything and everyone

Does this mean I can try and fuck my current boss now or the tomboy co-worker?

Kek

Tomboy coworker

>wants to fuck his coworker

Don't worry were about the same age

Do I smell a hint of 　Ｄ　Ｅ　Ｒ　Ｅ　Ｋ

This isn't the Derek shit

Good.

I'm either fuckin the same age, or older

```also Derek was 30 year old boomer going after an 18-20 year old```

Holy shit

Good fucking lord

Ching chong that cough is wrong

There had to have been more infected before Jan 3

Just unreported

Also I would have thought italy and the UK would be included in that map at the end

Kinda hoping it spreads just so humanity can just die off

China didn't report about SARS for two months till after an outbreak happened

So for all we know this could go back as far as November

@BrotherCactus nah humanity dealt with worse. Plus scientists are studying the virus genome to possibly find a cure or treatment

Noooo fug

If we can survive the plague back when witches were burnt at the stake we can survive this bullshit

Steak witches

Steak witches created from burning at the stake

Kwispy witches

Quick someone make a piece of steak with a pointy hat

Did someone say

>there is no virus gwailow