https://twitter.com/i/status/1226916572738052098

I must head to China to gain a following of crows and have them follow me as I lead them into war against the Chinese government

Bruh monkeys are like the Internet explorer of evolution

I knew I wasn't crazy about the crows

Also 42 day incubation period?

That shit has to be man made

You

are

man made

😳

<:sadtard:556699705153945620>

@802.11ac you are man made

<:woahman:644346700093325322>

fuck man

But at least you're not 802.11B

Or, God forbid, 802.11A

802.11ng

I'm surprised 4G Wi-Fi never became a thing

Balances speed with range

https://youtu.be/DNArvGCBgJ4

>97% of all medicine is made in China

What the fuck

http://archive.is/BUNwd

Shanghai and Chongqing are under lockdown now

Like, "don't leave your house we're fucked"

Yep

>>243289383
>>243289435
https://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2020/02/10/santa-clara-county-county-extends-emergency-declaration-over-coronavirus-outbreak/
>Officials stressed that the extension of the local health emergency does not mean there is any increased risk to the public.
>Don't worry, dimwits! Just because we have EXTENDED THE DECLARATION OF EMERGENCY it doesn't mean you're at any heightened risk! So DON'T bother preparing! Just IGNORE the emergency and go about your day!

Whenever I talk to normies about this they say the media is making it seem worse like swine flu

I think it's very under reported

My mom didn't even hear about from the news, I was the one that brought it up with her

News is downplaying it hard

When they tell you not to Panic, that's when you should panic

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/651914465888960512/676692109612285962/Screenshot_20200130-023947_Plague_Inc.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/651914465888960512/676692197353193492/Screenshot_20200130-023823_Plague_Inc.jpg

My brother played Plague Inc and named the virus this

<:KEK:465443054254424065>

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/feb/11/coronavirus-expert-warns-infection-could-reach-60-of-worlds-population

Bruh

It's never time to panic, that's the whole point of the word