I uh

Put a battery in the ocean?

If I die I want to die fighting Arabs in the desert

@country doggo wasting away at a young age and not seeing the joy of being a grandparent is doing yourself a disservice

my grandpa went out the best way

seeing his grandkids succeed in life before he past

he died with a smile on his face

Dying in this truck would be pretty badass, the camera would automatically trigger if I flew off a cliff. I requested that if I die the clip be played at my funeral.

why, why throw away your precious life for a comedic gag

Imagine *twilight of the thunder gods* blasting over the speakers as I fly off a cliffside mad max style and go out on a fiery blast

I wouldnt choose this obviously

When I was in the army I about blew my brains out. I was tired of being away, tired of doing shit for people who hated me. I didnt wear my IOTV plates out on our last patrol and we got ambushed and all I could think of was how fucking retarded I was. Bullets cracked past me and I watched on of my closest friends there eat a bullet. His funeral was one of the hardest parts of my life and swore to him I would live for both of us. Kept me from just ending it a couple times and I like to think hes watching over me.

Crashes just happen

I avoid crashing obviously

Tfw you're immortal.

Tfw never gonna die. Going to be Robocop if I have to

keep on moving nigga

never let yourself down

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I almost always have this look on my face

Why do you wear black face when you drive?

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me irl

holy shit @country doggo i need artists join me https://discord.gg/FS9kkjf

This looks familiar

Oy vey goy join the server goy

"this looks familiar"

cuz it is dumbshit

im writing a book about fighting commies on mars

https://twitter.com/i/status/1103497266474692608

I regret to announce the gay frogs are no more

one of them fucking died today

and I am not getting more because fuck those things, they suck, they force themselves out of tiny fucking openings in the cage to fuck off into some random corner of your room and die

so no more gay frogs

rip tiny pepes

I would seriously kms if I didn't have porn

Like if it was banned all together or you just didnt have internet access?

if it was banned altogether I'd off myself

I'd resort to fapping to swimsuit catalogs or draw my own shit

You'd see a black market for porn crop up overnight