Message from @bdog
Discord ID: 553400598418948111
cuz it is dumbshit
im writing a book about fighting commies on mars
I regret to announce the gay frogs are no more
one of them fucking died today
and I am not getting more because fuck those things, they suck, they force themselves out of tiny fucking openings in the cage to fuck off into some random corner of your room and die
so no more gay frogs
rip tiny pepes
I would seriously kms if I didn't have porn
Like if it was banned all together or you just didnt have internet access?
if it was banned altogether I'd off myself
I'd resort to fapping to swimsuit catalogs or draw my own shit
You'd see a black market for porn crop up overnight
*6 months federal prison for drawing furries*
I have a feeling a black market for porn would get so out of hand they'd have to just give up on it after a while
it's like banning alcohol, it doesn't fucking work
I agree.
you end up with a shit ton of new illegal shit, people homebrewing, smuggling, dealers
it doesn't work.
>porn smuggler
Kek
I havent fapped for weeks and my gf is horny as fuck and we cant fuck cause of the surgery. Can't fap cause I never have time to do it at home and aint got the privacy. About to pull a doggo and do it in my car on the way to work
o h
uh, maybe not the best idea?
I can pull over lol
Or hold the wheel with my leg or some shit.
news headlines
"devastating car crash cause by man fapping"
*3 lane vehicle pile up caused by local man who was masturbating to cartoon animals*
*injured but dead inside*
damn
Lol
@bdog
>because of the surgery
?
@Wagie McPoorfag
Yes. C-section.
@bdog I thought the C-Section happened 3 years ago?
Like for your stillborn kid?
@Deleted User
No. My son Ben. The one I had recently was done by c-section. Niko my first son that was stillborn was a emergency abortion.
Oh shit gratz.
I'm a c-section baby too.
>stillborn
Well it's a good thing I didn't let my autism get the best of me and answer right away
Would've said congrats
Nigger is πͺstrong for a c-section baby. Tried changing his diaper and that dude kicked the shit out of my hand. Gonna kick my ass at 2 when its nap time and shit
Its cool wage