have friends

I do have friends, but I rarely talk with them because most of them either have left this shitty village at the first opportunity to do so, or are busy with their own problems
I talk to people when I'm working, but I don't intentionally go out in search of someone to talk to because that seems like a waste of time
I rarely go out if there's like a party or some shit like that, but most of the times it's just to get drunk and dance for some time, then head back; I do talk with people I know if I meet them though

How about

Online?

Don't always have time for that
For me, a list of "friends" on some social network is like saved numbers on a phone - it allows you to quickly find someone you're looking for and start a conversation, but just adding someone to that list doesn't instantly make them your best friend or something of that sort; besides, I wouldn't want people genuinely being worried about my well-being in case I have too many jobs to finish and can't be online

thats too late for that

we all care about you

No need to

Seriously

Caring about someone on the Internet you don't know much about could result in stress, and I wouldn't want to cause someone to be worried over nothing

my dude

i care about life

be yours or any fgt here

if anyone is going through a hard time

caring antd trying to help

is only humane to do it

get it?

Yeah

@KhromosomeKing sounds like anhedonia

But there's no reason to be worried for me because there's nothing wrong besides my shitty worries @Tersheus

Anhewhat? @Deleted User

The fuck does that mean? Is it like some disease that turns you homosexual?

"Anhedonia is a diverse array of deficits in hedonic function, including reduced motivation or ability to experience pleasure"

Ah

Shit

Yes, you're gay now

<:HONK:550452055140204554>

Bend over and cough.

Fuck, I think I coughed up my extra chromosome

Anhedonia is also sign of depression ((((:

*dabs in HIV-positive*

You need a confident if you don't have friends

I don't have either

(^,:

I have them, but we rarely talk
Plus most of the friends who I do talk to are, uh, how do I describe it without sounding like I'm running a drug operation, "business friends"

Meaning that we don't get to talk about life and hobbies and God and shit, and only converse when there's something important

They're acquaintances

Do you have friends

Real friends

Yeah, also they're not actual "acquaintances" as I'm not employed anywhere, kek

It's hard to explain