Message from @cookedbeans
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99 dollars brand new 😎
I want a hipoint just for the shit posts
And to give it a god awful paint job with spray paint
i gotta buy a yeet kannon
Btw it's not gonna be good spray paint either
It'll be that cheap shit the flakes off easily
And no primer
airbrush it
like one of those shitty airbrush shirts
gotta get it with the 100 dollar bill design
cuz thats how much it costs
Yeet cannon time
If i get a gun licence at 21 you guys will see it in bubba
And no airbrush is too good for it
<:feelsbadman:589929333074821140>
Anyways though, get her to start shootin and having fun
Take her innawoods
Show her you are ``big strong man who can provide``
Even if you aren't ``big strong``, women fuckin love that shit man
Fuck her on top of a dead deer to declare Dominance over skinwalkers and wendigos
That
Have a threesome with a skinwalker
thats cuck shit
Skinwalkers are gay tho
*shape shifting coochie*
unless the skinwalker is a chick
<:skinwalkerpepe:490517089124089876>
Slap that skinwalker with your foreskin and show it who's the better skin
<:KEK:465443054254424065>
<:deepfry:557778579828768770>
***suffocates skinwalker with foreskin***
Skinwalker cock and ball torture
<:deepfry:557778579828768770>
Most romantic shit: be a monster man (OR) murder a monster for your gf's satisfaction
Why not both
Wear the skinwalker's skin
FUCK THE MONSTER
im already a broad shouldered, bearded, long haired meme
Big foot
^^^^^