she saw me get racked by a cheap ass pistol and now shes scared lmfao

lol baby

Was it a high point kek

nah a cobra ca 380 lmao

*fuckin hi points* <:KEK:465443054254424065>

99 dollars brand new 😎

I want a hipoint just for the shit posts

And to give it a god awful paint job with spray paint

i gotta buy a yeet kannon

Btw it's not gonna be good spray paint either

It'll be that cheap shit the flakes off easily

And no primer

airbrush it

like one of those shitty airbrush shirts

gotta get it with the 100 dollar bill design

cuz thats how much it costs

Yeet cannon time

If i get a gun licence at 21 you guys will see it in bubba

And no airbrush is too good for it

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Anyways though, get her to start shootin and having fun

Take her innawoods

Show her you are ``big strong man who can provide``

Even if you aren't ``big strong``, women fuckin love that shit man

Fuck her on top of a dead deer to declare Dominance over skinwalkers and wendigos

^

That

Have a threesome with a skinwalker

thats cuck shit

Skinwalkers are gay tho

*shape shifting coochie*

unless the skinwalker is a chick

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Slap that skinwalker with your foreskin and show it who's the better skin

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***suffocates skinwalker with foreskin***

Skinwalker cock and ball torture

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Most romantic shit: be a monster man (OR) murder a monster for your gf's satisfaction

Why not both