airbrush it

like one of those shitty airbrush shirts

gotta get it with the 100 dollar bill design

cuz thats how much it costs

Yeet cannon time

If i get a gun licence at 21 you guys will see it in bubba

And no airbrush is too good for it

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Anyways though, get her to start shootin and having fun

Take her innawoods

Show her you are ``big strong man who can provide``

Even if you aren't ``big strong``, women fuckin love that shit man

Fuck her on top of a dead deer to declare Dominance over skinwalkers and wendigos

^

That

Have a threesome with a skinwalker

thats cuck shit

Skinwalkers are gay tho

*shape shifting coochie*

unless the skinwalker is a chick

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Slap that skinwalker with your foreskin and show it who's the better skin

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***suffocates skinwalker with foreskin***

Skinwalker cock and ball torture

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Most romantic shit: be a monster man (OR) murder a monster for your gf's satisfaction

Why not both

Wear the skinwalker's skin

FUCK THE MONSTER

im already a broad shouldered, bearded, long haired meme

Big foot

^^^^^

Go out in woods and do wooping calls

Wrestle monsters

i would fuck up a Sasquatch man you have no idea. ive been training for that day my whole life

take him back to my cave and suck on his toes until he commits suicide by chewing through his own wrists

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*ew*

***no mercy for cryptids***