Talk to boss man, possibly Sean and then go from there to either HR or Jason

Also shambling corpse? Your description of him going to auschwitz is accurate as hell then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UwOdFzPTH4 @A Pesky Sæxon fuck paranoia manifesting as a responsibility

I’d talk to hr, fuck any sort of interaction with Jason

My boss's GF is in HR, and my boss has 20+ years of martial arts experience and keeps big knives on his person at all times lol

He runs around the kitchen with a $300 cleaver lol

I love him, he's so fucking goth

Your work place has all forms of characters

Oh yeah, the dishwasher from the restaurant adjacent to ours is fucking awesome

He smokes weed a lot and he's always up for gun talk

He also has cats and likes cars too, so he's really cool

He's not like an AY LMAO smoke da herb all day pot head guy, he's just a sensible guy who likes to drink whisky and smoke a joint after work

Kids in gun shit, creepy janitors, kungfu goth bosses, whiskey and some wacky tabaky is always nice

Sean's 41, looks like a shambling corpse, (I thought he was a skin head at first or a self-hating Jew), his hair on his head is entirely grey, dresses like a skateboarder outside of work including a 2000's-era backwards baseball cap

That’s utterly amazing, does he talk like one too?

Oh god

He quotes early 2000's era shit

I imagine kinda like a surfer brah voice

NO

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He talks like he's missing a couple teeth in the back of his mouth and he sounds kinda Washington hick

If you're from a small town in Washington state, you'd understand what I mean by "Washington hick" lol

I’m just a guy from small town Oklahoma I have no clue what that sounds like

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It's a weird regional accent, specific to his specific town

To describe it though, it's kind of a mix of like, mid-western American and country

In short though, his voice doesn't match how he dresses

His voice makes it sound like he should be doing farm work, while his clothes make him look like he should be skateboarding

I drew a picture of what he looks like

That’s a bit how my voice is, Midwest with a southern dandy draw but I speak without it most times, he dresses like that, soft’n sweet on the inside

I love it

I think he lost a shit ton of weight when he was doing drugs, because all of his shirts are like 2x too large

Maybe, but there’s always those who do drugs and don’t lose weight at all, and those who’ve always been a small framed person

I do see the resemblance though

Aka fast metabolism

From a side view, his nose takes up like 40-50% of his face LOL

Lol wut

HE HAS A HUGE HOOK NOSE

But it takes up half his face though?

From the side view