This trick lets me sleep sitting up

Vaunted?

'spend all your money as an e3 at a strip club and pass out from booze, forcing the Sgt to come get you from the MP's lockup'

Lol

Man, I have been catching myself up in stuff that just wastes my time.

I remember when I wanted some serious dough and they bought my 360 Halo 4 Limited Edition console for 40 fucking dollars and I took it like a total retard.

It was the last time I ever sold anything to Gamestop. Fuck those money-hungry cunts.

@A Pesky Sæxon corporations that buy used shit do it at street drug level prices, because the only market for people that want to sell it for that cheap are retards that dont have a week (drug addicts) and need a quick 20 or 40 for a hit of whatever they're addicted to

Thankfully I don't do drugs.

I was like -

12 when they just lifted that off me.

Oof

Rip

Fuuuuuck

Gf noticed my extra ribs

They are sideways right next to my sternum

That was an awkward conversation

God I was I wasn’t a medical nightmare

>extra ribs
>extra vertebrae
>normal amount of chromosomes

You have extra ribs and vertebrae?

like a tail?

or like just taller?

So instead of 24 ribs, you have 26 and instead of 32-35 vertebrae, you have 33-36?

I have three extra ribs

And just one extra vertebrae

I have a bulge below my neck, nothing too big

27 or some shit (vertebrae)

Boney boi

Yeah

It’s really annoying, they don’t hurt but they protrude and it looks weird

*EXTRA CALCIUM*

Looks weird?

Now I'm curious

I could send a pic but I’m not too excited to send a pick of my nips to you guys

Kinda gay

Hey on the plus side while explaining it to your gf maybe awkward at first, it'll provide some wholesome stories in the future

Hopefully

I mean like

It can't be that weird

Once you get used to it

Bruh the extra ribs on the side of my sternum stick like half an inch out of my chest

And they aren’t even, it’s only on one side