It really just feels so completely hopeless

I wonder... if I run out my entire gap year as a NEET and then go and do university

Will I still have the same problem when I'm done?

Who am I kidding ofc I am

Sadly yes

Everyone is going to college now

And when that happens, guess I move to the colonies

As a result jobs no longer care if you have an education

All that matter is if you can work now

No that doesnt matter either

Doesnt matter if you can work "now"

whats the job?

Anything

Literally fucking anything

like wage cuck jobs

yeah

I just left college (Brit college, equivalent of US high school)

So I gotta find some work

trade school

And they're looking for more experienced retail clerks

And thats not how it works

I gotta go to university

in a year

I can't go to a trade school in a year

8 months to 2 years my dude

hm

Ideas

Now

Also, what are trade schools called in Bongland?

Oh wait

They cost money ofc

and I dont have a job

catch 22 paradox

Fuckin goes around and around

damn

Time to burn this motherfucker to the GROUND

their has to be a shit job to apply

I have applied to all of the shittiest jobs around

Retail

idk this sounds like a british problem

Warehouse