I just left college (Brit college, equivalent of US high school)

So I gotta find some work

trade school

And they're looking for more experienced retail clerks

And thats not how it works

I gotta go to university

in a year

I can't go to a trade school in a year

8 months to 2 years my dude

hm

Ideas

Now

Also, what are trade schools called in Bongland?

Oh wait

They cost money ofc

and I dont have a job

catch 22 paradox

Fuckin goes around and around

damn

Time to burn this motherfucker to the GROUND

their has to be a shit job to apply

I have applied to all of the shittiest jobs around

Retail

idk this sounds like a british problem

Warehouse

Bar work

All turned me down

And yes its a fucking british problem

im in Britain and its a problem for me

i know for a fact their is jobs over in the colonies

Well, because universitys already been paid for, I'm tied to this island

if its paid for then study up i guess

I guess I got a year of playing Minecraft and wanting to kill myself (And all the business owners that have refused me) then

once you get your degree get off that island

If I can

Thing is, I need money to move

its all hopeless

hol up

their are 3rd world immigrants coming here with no money making it in the colonies

They can walk across the border

I gotta get a plane