he ded

when you hit 30 and gain your fearsome wizard powers

Oh god that just looks like an accident waiting to happen

Sorry 'bout your dog man. May he rest in peace.

You're walking down an empty street late at night and you hear a phone ring in an empty booth next to you. You decide to walk in and answer the phone and you hear this.

Yeah I had a good friend of mine who just soaked up all the leftie bullshit and she went completely off the deep end. Cut contact with my entire friend group.

Even dumped her boyfriend with the argument of "how could somebody date a trump supporter?" (The guy wasn't even that massive of a supporter just didn't like Hillary)

I had some decent results with de-programming by talking around certain topics, like mentioning that whole "revenge rape" biz in Jirga courts over in Islam

but avoiding mentioning words like "Islam" or "Muslim" directly as it triggers the NPC response

Essentially the idea is that you indirectly attack the leftie bullshit so the person you are talking to doesn't immediately go with their usual bullshit response

Hahahahahaa that's hilarious. You know they're running out of material when they're doing that finger bit.

I can't believe I'm seeing mount & blade memes, this is great

Nice work on the enhancing.

I'd probably do 4chan hackers, skinheads, and Sam Hyde as my three.
Strategy would be to use 4chan hackers to shut down enemy communcations and turn automated systems against the enemy. Then throw skinheads at whatever is left. If the skinheads aren't winning then Sam Hyde gets sent in as victory is greater than credit.