Can't forget jefd was a sociopath as well

You had me spooked

Nice

Farty boi

b o i

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'twas me all along

Anyone ever been to a rekt thread on b before?

If not, don't check it out

It's not worth it

>pasta yifferson

>pasta jefferson

Thomas Jefferson's coming hoOoOooOooome

>pasta Jefferson

This boy is gay af. Don't know who the fuck dis is.

yiff

>pasta Yifferson

What a beautiful day. The flowers are blooming, the birds are chirping, and the atmosphere is perfect, but there's just one thing wrong. I haven't coomed yet, of course! And I know exactly who to coom to today, the love of my life, Krystal. Time to open up my cum stained laptop, sit on my beautiful porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my death grip, bloodshot, semi truck with my roided doomfist once again! Clack clack clack clack clack clack... GASP I-i-is that... a naked Krystal? fap fap fap fap fap fap fap I must... I MUST COOM TO HER! FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP OH GOD, HNNNGH, OH FUCK ＦＡＰ　ＦＡＰ　ＦＡＰ　ＦＡＰ　ＦＡＰ　ＦＡＰ TAKE ME HOME KRYSTAL AND LET ME COOM FOR YOU MY DARLING, THIS COCK IS ALL YOURS!　Ｆ　Ａ　Ｐ　　　Ｆ　Ａ　Ｐ　　　Ｆ　Ａ　Ｐ　　　Ｆ　Ａ　Ｐ　　　Ｆ　Ａ　Ｐ　　　Ｆ　Ａ　Ｐ HNNNNNNNGHHH OH GOD YES! I'M... I'M C-COOOOMINNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! ᶜᵒᵒᵐ HNNGH ᶜᵒᵒᵐ I'M COOMING! ᶜᵒᵒᵐ I'M... COOOMING! ᶜᵒᵒᵐ I'M... ᶜᵒᵒᵐ COOMING! ᶜᵒᵒᵐ I'M COOMING FOR YOU KRYSTAL M'LADY! TAKE MY WHITE GIFT UP TO THE HEAVENS! ᶜᵒᵒᵐ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS FOR YOU BABY!

Heavy breathing Oh fuck... Oh jesus... It's everywhere, my god... It's beautiful... There you are, my slippery white gift to the world... My son... My son...

Welp, time to get some lunch... Actually, a little coom wouldn't hurt.

Jefferson turned his dog into a fuck nugget

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Boomer Scav

I must coom

Snagged a Tokarev pistol outta there

and also spawned with a lab keycard too

>Krystal the fox
Shit taste abound

ew Krystal

remember back when Star Fox wasn't a fucking remake of the first game each time?

I sure do

^

krystal lol

Never gonna give this up

Never gonna let it down

Never gonna run around and

Desert it*