.urban john lennon

> this wife is actually a man

FUCKING THOTS GET OUT OF MY FEED REEEEEEEEEEEEE

I filled the entire piss bottle

FUCKING PASTEL AESTHETIC, BOOTLEG EMO/ GOTH FAGGOT ASSES

That’s nicely shaped bottle

;)

Why did you fill it with piss?

Are you on the road like Doggo?

So i can drink it

No

I see

Piss tastes good

my dumb ass thought you took a dick pic then photoshopped a bottle over it

LOL

Big dick

You know those hentai edits with arizona cans

Kek those are my fave

There’s so much product placement in death stranding

And I don’t mind one bit

I just love that I can use my cum against ghosts trying to kill me

Wut

Yeah in the game you use shit, piss, cum, shower water, and more, to kill enemies

I'll believe like half of that

Thx kojumbo

I know it sounds retarded

But it’s true

I almost didn’t believe it

Wouldn't fucking a ghost count as necrophilia

Asking for a friend

That’s a question for the /x/ board on 4chan lol

But yeah you get these vials of Sam’s shit, piss, cum, and shower water and you throw it on the enemy

Works on humans and BTs (ghosts basically)

Kek

Kill people with pidd bottle

Yes basically

How being a coomer made my haunted house peaceful

Yes just throw your cum everywhere and you’ll be fine

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