I have a friend from the Philippines who never pays you back

Odd boast but a'las

Trust me, it’s not a boast

I think I lended him a couple bucks years ago, but others lended hundreds and years later never got a cent back

First mistake was trusting a filipino nigga

I agree

But they were 16-17 and didn’t understand

Filipinos are fucked

I taljer to this one guy over normie book and he wanted me to fuck his wife

Their country is fucked

Probably a ploy to get robbed and ass raped tbh but still-

Maybe he really just wanted you to fuck his wife

no he wants to probably try and rope you into a porno fraud

or whatever

>i thought she was 18

.urban john lennon

> this wife is actually a man

FUCKING THOTS GET OUT OF MY FEED REEEEEEEEEEEEE

I filled the entire piss bottle

FUCKING PASTEL AESTHETIC, BOOTLEG EMO/ GOTH FAGGOT ASSES

That’s nicely shaped bottle

;)

Why did you fill it with piss?

Are you on the road like Doggo?

So i can drink it

No

I see

Piss tastes good

my dumb ass thought you took a dick pic then photoshopped a bottle over it

LOL

Big dick

You know those hentai edits with arizona cans

Kek those are my fave

There’s so much product placement in death stranding

And I don’t mind one bit

I just love that I can use my cum against ghosts trying to kill me

Wut

Yeah in the game you use shit, piss, cum, shower water, and more, to kill enemies

I'll believe like half of that

Thx kojumbo