Message from @ultrasmurf

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2019-12-11 05:35:48 UTC  

It was funny

2019-12-11 05:35:49 UTC  

How'd he manage to do that?

2019-12-11 05:35:58 UTC  

I was in the car that totaled it

2019-12-11 05:36:05 UTC  

Not driving

2019-12-11 05:36:12 UTC  

Kek.

2019-12-11 05:36:16 UTC  

It was great

2019-12-11 05:37:28 UTC  

Remember lads, buy a car that you know you can afford not one that'll make.you look good

2019-12-11 05:37:42 UTC  

Yeah for sure.

2019-12-11 05:37:56 UTC  

I had a platoon sgt in AIT that hated Puerto Rican’s

2019-12-11 05:38:02 UTC  

If you really need fast transportation but can't afford much; get the cheapest one that can work.

2019-12-11 05:38:06 UTC  

And if it can't, fix it.

2019-12-11 05:38:12 UTC  

Can you guess his nationality

2019-12-11 05:38:13 UTC  

Man

2019-12-11 05:38:19 UTC  

inb4 Dominican

2019-12-11 05:38:24 UTC  

Mexican

2019-12-11 05:38:27 UTC  

also, I had Drill Sergeants in AIT

2019-12-11 05:38:36 UTC  

we were one of the first cycles to get them back

2019-12-11 05:38:52 UTC  

Hm.

2019-12-11 05:38:54 UTC  

cum

2019-12-11 05:38:56 UTC  

Filipino?

2019-12-11 05:38:57 UTC  

He was also Puerto Rican

2019-12-11 05:39:00 UTC  

<:keksico:643549918035836966>

2019-12-11 05:39:02 UTC  

We had a small number of Platoon Sergeants

2019-12-11 05:39:09 UTC  

Ah a based second gen

2019-12-11 05:39:12 UTC  

but they would leave for the conversion course to become a Drill Sergeant

2019-12-11 05:39:30 UTC  

God I had a female DS

2019-12-11 05:39:38 UTC  

She hated all men

2019-12-11 05:39:40 UTC  

bro, fucking female DSs are cunts

2019-12-11 05:40:18 UTC  

Remember folks

2019-12-11 05:40:20 UTC  

Some fucktard in a different platoon we shared a bay with called out her last name

2019-12-11 05:40:21 UTC  

84% OF WOMEN

2019-12-11 05:40:21 UTC  

FAIL

2019-12-11 05:40:24 UTC  

ARMY TRAINING

2019-12-11 05:40:30 UTC  

b o o f

2019-12-11 05:40:42 UTC  

What's wrong with calling out last names of drill sergeants?

2019-12-11 05:40:46 UTC  

While she was outside the doors of my bay

2019-12-11 05:40:56 UTC  

You're not supposed to

2019-12-11 05:41:03 UTC  

Can you guess were I was at for the next 2hrs

2019-12-11 05:41:09 UTC  

Oof.

2019-12-11 05:41:10 UTC  

they are not your friend, as you do not have the right to say their names.

2019-12-11 05:41:21 UTC  

It was like 9