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It was EVERYWHERE

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Yo guys

Guess what I found today

At the toystore, you know we do hotwheels. right?

Your dick?

Oh

Yeah

Well, every single car variety has a number

And today, I found 1488

And it was a pink volkswagen beetle

a fucking

pink

Volswagen

beetle

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1488

The fact that it's a Volkswagen makes it that much better.

And a beetle

Peoples car <:KEK:465443054254424065>

Was it this one?

No

It didnt have the hippy shit on it

Oh

@Corinthian That scenery looks depressing.

It is depressing

rip

Some retard coworker didn’t think the company wouldn’t notice him stealing a $1,000 part

They found out it was him the very moment it went missing

Kek.

https://twitter.com/getongab/status/1204541055355564034?s=12

Or here's a better idea. Watch over your fucking kids like a good parent should

Gamers rise up

furfag degenerates....

"If i had a steak i would fuck it" - Robert Pattinson (the light house, 2019)

Gay

I mean growing up with boomer parents, they didn’t know how the internet worked, let alone monitor what I did on it

They still don’t know how