bro what the fuck

just a minimum order size on delivery

do you spit in people's pizzas when they don't tip?

nope

happens so rarely it doesn't really bother me

and when it does: there's a 90% chance it's going to be from one specific town

funny, it's the 'rich' area that tips like shit

blue collar tip like fucking kings for no reason

those bastards

that's insane

60/h

why go to school??!

the high is a proximity to christmas thing

but yeah, i've turned down PHP programming jobs because they were a pay cut

i'm a BA/BS in graphic design/CS

bro

60 an hour?

don't fucking use any of it

Holy shit

^^^^

im in the wrong profession

i gotta deliver pizzas to rich people

pizza is one of the few recession-proof things

papa johns was right

the reckoning has come

pizza is now the leading market

no joke, two of our back-up on-call drivers, one is a registered nurse, and the other is a mechanical engineer

how easy would it be to acquire a position at your pizza shop?

depends, owner is selling the place in two months, she's just getting too old for it and doesn't want to do passive income.

The guy buying it bought her other store, and I'm going to see if he's interested in franchising before I decide if i want to stay.

i've approached the current owner with this before, but she didn't want to because she feels like she needs to be at the center of the work the entire time.

but the place would probably do well

but basically, fuck urban markets

so what you're saying is there's a chance?

there's a hail-marry, yes

what state?

we're WI

Oof that's gonna be one expensive repair job

to be fair tho