https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq1ncW-3avY

The girl next to me in detention room licked my laptop

And she kept like, I don't know how to explain

But I had a massive erection the whole time

Mother fucking homeless people i swear

This guy showed up to the shop earlier and i swear he smelled like he shit himself

It persisted even after he left

Gross

But this chick Holy shit

I'm a foot taller than her

But she has MASSIVE tits

Don't you have gf

And she kept like, staring at me and shit

I do that's why this is goncerning

Also I'll take things that didn't happen for 100

But it is highschool so

I'm being serious, idk what was up with her but she licked my fucking laptop

I am thinking impure thoughts

Probably a ploy by your gf to see if you're loyal

They don't know eachother

That's what (((they))) want you to think

My gf is grade 10, she is grade 9, grade 9s never talk to older grades here

Guess you can say she's "not like other girls"

Kek

She wore thot attire but under a sweatshirt

Alright breaks over, back to work

Have fun

I only hope that the big igloo starts in Virginia

It will if the red flag laws pass

Militias are forming and police officers are gonna deputise people in the event the laws pass

im back retards

Cleaned out my bro’s computer now that I got it and the fans were clogged with dust lol

oof

txtspeak im back

Yo

i put the stuff i lost in <#569643815724515328>

Wait hang on

Up to VC hero aint that descriptive

ik i forgot there were more lmao

ill put a list in <#465441790846173195>