Message from @Amerikek

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2019-12-28 20:18:25 UTC  

Then to pass their training or some shit they'd have to go into the forest and kill somebody

2019-12-28 20:18:31 UTC  

I might be mixing 2 things up idk

2019-12-28 20:18:41 UTC  

There was something with them going into the forest

2019-12-28 20:18:49 UTC  

Also they had a pit for babies that were deemed weak

2019-12-28 20:18:54 UTC  

So there were tons of babiez

2019-12-28 20:18:57 UTC  

Dead babies

2019-12-28 20:19:16 UTC  

not really

2019-12-28 20:19:32 UTC  

they also had to kill their dog to finish training

2019-12-28 20:19:35 UTC  

in fact the invading Persians underestimated Leonidas because of the "communal" bathing before battle

2019-12-28 20:19:40 UTC  

only babies with like autism or born with deficiency were thrown in the pit

2019-12-28 20:19:46 UTC  

"lol what a bunch of fruitcakes"

2019-12-28 20:19:53 UTC  

;p;

2019-12-28 20:19:55 UTC  

lol

2019-12-28 20:20:01 UTC  

Also fuck Herodotus

2019-12-28 20:20:01 UTC  

fag fag fag fag fag fag afgafagasgagsagafgag

2019-12-28 20:20:06 UTC  

Fucking lying cuck

2019-12-28 20:20:11 UTC  

Herodotus was the historian, right?

2019-12-28 20:20:14 UTC  

Yes

2019-12-28 20:20:16 UTC  

Yeah he had a few spastic moments

2019-12-28 20:20:18 UTC  

the only time being a homo was beneficial was them being under estimated

2019-12-28 20:20:24 UTC  

The Persians were actually really based

2019-12-28 20:20:30 UTC  

Nice living too

2019-12-28 20:20:34 UTC  

Hell even the fuckin leader

2019-12-28 20:20:39 UTC  

Xerxes or whatever his name is

2019-12-28 20:20:43 UTC  

Darius the CHAD

2019-12-28 20:20:44 UTC  

"PeRsIa HaD a 3 mIlIoN sTrOnG aRmY"

2019-12-28 20:20:45 UTC  

If you had a different religion from him

2019-12-28 20:20:49 UTC  

He wouldn't fuckin

2019-12-28 20:20:50 UTC  

SEXREX

2019-12-28 20:20:53 UTC  

Beat you or kill you

2019-12-28 20:21:14 UTC  

He'd rather let you have your believes and get on your god's good side.

2019-12-28 20:21:21 UTC  

Thats actually down to the specifics of Zoroastrianism as a religion

2019-12-28 20:21:30 UTC  

Its so much of a cult that you're not allowed to join

2019-12-28 20:21:41 UTC  

As in you aren't allowed to convert to Zoroastrianism

2019-12-28 20:21:56 UTC  

You can see why it's a dead religion now

2019-12-28 20:22:05 UTC  

Ye

2019-12-28 20:22:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/660578271137628163/Xerxes.jpg

2019-12-28 20:22:16 UTC  

I mean, apart from Islamic conquest and shit

2019-12-28 20:22:32 UTC  

no

2019-12-28 20:22:35 UTC  

NOOOOOO

2019-12-28 20:22:48 UTC  

NOT THE DOG YOU FUCKING MONSTER