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Kek yeah the Greeks were kiddy diddlers

remember spartans had gay sex all the time

Based

spartans were the only greeks who the romans even struggled with

still they got clapped

All young Spartan males were forced to do labor and perform sexual acts on the warriors.

Young as in children.

Then to pass their training or some shit they'd have to go into the forest and kill somebody

I might be mixing 2 things up idk

There was something with them going into the forest

Also they had a pit for babies that were deemed weak

So there were tons of babiez

Dead babies

not really

they also had to kill their dog to finish training

in fact the invading Persians underestimated Leonidas because of the "communal" bathing before battle

only babies with like autism or born with deficiency were thrown in the pit

"lol what a bunch of fruitcakes"

;p;

lol

Also fuck Herodotus

fag fag fag fag fag fag afgafagasgagsagafgag

Fucking lying cuck

Herodotus was the historian, right?

Yes

Yeah he had a few spastic moments

the only time being a homo was beneficial was them being under estimated

The Persians were actually really based

Nice living too

Hell even the fuckin leader

Xerxes or whatever his name is

Darius the CHAD

"PeRsIa HaD a 3 mIlIoN sTrOnG aRmY"

If you had a different religion from him

He wouldn't fuckin

SEXREX

Beat you or kill you

He'd rather let you have your believes and get on your god's good side.

Thats actually down to the specifics of Zoroastrianism as a religion

Its so much of a cult that you're not allowed to join