I just got off work

I work with park rangers and shit checking deer blinds and traps for invasive species and animal surveys

And last couple months people have been seeing a naked dude out in the woods

Like legit living out there naked

And we found prints and a makeshift camp

It was the doge walker

Now everytime I go out I’m worried I’m going to get jumped and killed by a naked crackhead

This guy literally has been trapping and skinning animals

And fucking with our traps

No one in our job view has seen him but passerby’s say they hear him and see him running around in the woods

shoot him

With a .338 winmag

Yea I’m getting to that

We are going out to camp there next week

And look for him

We’re hunting a human

Kek

Bring /k/ammera

I don’t own any night vision shit but I can look around work

I could probably get a few deer hunting cameras and set them up too

Apparently this man has been roughing it out here all year

I don’t know know if I’m anxious, excited or worried

Hunt him with a back pack full of pipe bombs

Time to walk through spooky dark forest

I only know two of these songs

Gay

@Dearly Beloved Plottwist it's a skinchanger and we are soon never going to hear from you again. /kek

@LiNuX Please no

I never put much salt into those stories and believed them to be wild tales that turn to nightmares

Thought they were always something to be listened to at night to spook

If some odd chance this turns into a spook story ill make a copypasa

Kinda would like another story. But also don't want you to die. 🤔

If this man is wearing raccoon furs and a deer head im going to fucking blst him

blast**

@Higura fucking kek. Isn't that like the 3rd time you've written that?

First time at work

Rather in our work server

I've texted it over work phones and said it in person previously

Pfft. Definitely /our guy

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