Look at that face

This boi knows exactly what he's doing

That's the face of Wednesday.

Holy shit

I dun diddit

I made myself a meal plan

Did what

Oh

You have a plan

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I got a plan, all I need is money

Lots of money

I feel like a stupid reddit user

I had to budget my groceries

It's better to know what you need than want

Bought $16 of generic brand sandwich stuff, milk, cereal and cheese sticks

Look at this shit

Reeeeee

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I can't even afford hand sanitizer to clean my cum hand

Now I just slap my cummy hands around like a frog on a leaf

You just cum on your hand nigga

I'm out of subway napkins

Shid

You ever accidentaly cum while laying in bed and you just fucking cover yourself in nut and shame

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Accidentally?

Yeah I remember jr high

You try to put your hand over it to seal the flood gate but it all shoots sideways

Like a spoon in the sink

Worse is when you get it on the bed sheets so you have to fuckin do laundry

@Higura I like to blue ball when I'm bored but don't intend to cum

Kek

Just cover everything in a thick coat of dried cum

Or when you're in a truck and you have to silently clean up while you're codrivers driving

The entire world

And the hand sanitizer is up front so you break the 12 hour silence to emerge from the dark of the sleeper bunk and reach past your codriver then slink back into the darkness like the foul creature you are

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FUCK