Also, traps are fucking stupid.

>phoneposter

If you want a man, get a real man. One with muscles and a bit of a beer gut.

Fucking autocorrect.

i have a suspicion that fag is a homo

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time for a fag bashing boys

You don't say

Real men have nigger beating flails

Real men can crush melons with their thighs.

I wish I had a nigger beating flail

Or even just a flail

I wish I had an STG-44

Boring gun

I wish the furry was dead

Totally overrated

doggo is the only furry we accept here

I wish I was dead too, but I failed the suicide attempt. The eggheads revived me.

Fg-42 is a cooler kraut gun

So uh

Called it a miracle.

How do you fail a suicide attempt?

You just didn't try hard enough

Ask IL

He's failed like

Thrice

Idk

Jesus.

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even if dogo searches for degen stuff in degen

Test your luck in the Army

Do you like specifically try to use as slow as possible methods or how do you fail?

The army isn't for me. I just wanna shoot innawoods with a husband (if I ever get one.)

No, bad luck

I actually have really really shitty luck

@Drunkott

Whenever something can go wrong for me, it does

I didn't mean you

Oh