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"the rod and the ring will strike"
...... That's just a dick and a cockring.
........... wait..... maybe the Jew leader will be raped by a dude with a massive dick and wearing a cockring!

The boyfriend just went to bed. Will be awake for several hours more before sleeping.

Apparently a dude in my hometown killed a coyote with his bare hands a while ago

Do you live in Florida?

I got chased by the local cryptid

Why'd he do that @ghostshark

Bet @keknomancer

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I think it was attacking one of his kids

Oh sweet Jesus

As good a reason as any.

Reminds me of the Aussie who punched a kangaroo that was attacking his dog.

I know what you're talking about

There was an article about a guy beating a yote to death for carrying it's 2 year old off

Oh fuck

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHA I WAS RIGHT @ghostshark

WHAT A FUCKIN LEGEND

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Ah it happened in Exeter, not my hometown my bad lmao

I live like an hour away from there

Huh

https://youtu.be/R8k3NM0U_AY Everybody Way-oh

I think I am going to go kill some coyotes in my state you don’t need a license and you can kill as many as you want might make a fur coat out of it with like the head fur as a hood

They said the coyote may have rabies

Shieeeet

@superpickle Based

I wanna yote pelt

Cozy yotey blankey

Inb4 becomes a furfag @superpickle

Ya they killed one of my cats one time so I don’t like the shits

Oof.

We have yotes and fisher cats here

I hate those fuckers

@superpickle fuckin legion vellaruxius