Message from @RoflTank
Discord ID: 521734513538105344
I gave myself two blisters jerking off three times today.
Whatever you're on is a hell of a drug
@Mangy It's Robotussin
cough gels
One of the Slipknot concerts I had been to, the lyrics were:
"Fake Anti-Fascist Lies
I tried to tell you but
Your purple hearts are giving out,
Can't stop the killing idea,
If it's the hunting season,
Is this what you want?,
I'm not the only one!"
I'm not even joking
ALthough
maybe that's just the bran damage
don't do drugs, kids
https://youtu.be/TSlTWq6o_K4 Just remember, they started small too
"I'm sorry, come again?"
"No, this time it's mustard"
What is this? I'm at a Loss.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
@FireRising owo
How to speak in the vernacular
Lesson #1
He is, she is, they are = "Him izz, Her izz, Dey izz"
Anything grammatically correct, you do the exact opposite. Then you bitch to your Teacher that you just speaking Vernacular and she need to check her white privilege, especially if your teacher is actually 100% african
When I was 19 I took a fist up the ass from a 50-year old crack dealin lady
best days of my life m8
wish Sadmin was here to enjoy all this lovely cringe
I need a shower. I smell like a goatfucker in Hell
Eat your vegetal
There corn in the macaroni casserole
@CornfieldAnon why does your food look like you found it in trash