Somebody's getting beaten to death on the honeymoon

^

I gave myself two blisters jerking off three times today.

Whatever you're on is a hell of a drug

@Mangy It's Robotussin

cough gels

One of the Slipknot concerts I had been to, the lyrics were:

"Fake Anti-Fascist Lies
I tried to tell you but
Your purple hearts are giving out,
Can't stop the killing idea,
If it's the hunting season,
Is this what you want?,
I'm not the only one!"
I'm not even joking

ALthough

maybe that's just the bran damage

don't do drugs, kids

https://youtu.be/TSlTWq6o_K4 Just remember, they started small too

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xn361v

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/390387130683228162/521527696526934017/1544410961335.jpg

"I'm sorry, come again?"
"No, this time it's mustard"

@Shadowleech45 this is you and steppe-nig mong memes

What is this? I'm at a Loss.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

@FireRising owo

How to speak in the vernacular

Lesson #1

He is, she is, they are = "Him izz, Her izz, Dey izz"

Anything grammatically correct, you do the exact opposite. Then you bitch to your Teacher that you just speaking Vernacular and she need to check her white privilege, especially if your teacher is actually 100% african

When I was 19 I took a fist up the ass from a 50-year old crack dealin lady

best days of my life m8

wish Sadmin was here to enjoy all this lovely cringe

I need a shower. I smell like a goatfucker in Hell