Oi.

This better not be a "Hey, the ATF wants to keep track of who follows this page, so here's a discord link"

I'd get on VC but there are people sleeping and I'm too polite for that bullshit

five minutes of dead chat later

I'm interested. How long before they swarm?

@Naked Snake Are you certain?

I can't wait until the Brixton boys have enough

Yes, Yes I am

but it's shitposting

FINE, Mom!

This doubles as a PCM

I won't put it in Trash because I figure that's "Reserved" for NSFW

I try to, whenever I do go browse the store, the ones I want are sold out

because you guys are ravenous swarms

Imagine how I felt when Jack Donovan's "Start the World" patches sold out in five minutes

Everyone likes money

Giving it to somebody, despite the scarcity today, is a sign of love

or bribery

Ching chong

You talk like that and I immediately understand that you'd graciously accept even a penny

of U.S. currency

buy 26 bowls of soup in Grorious Commie Land

I like my piles of sugar with Coffee and Ouzo

gary, you are going to finish your dessert, and you are going to like it.

>implying we even exist

We're just a clever metaphor used to personify the abstract nature of thought

Stop playing superhot, it got old two years ago

My dad made me waffles. I walked in to my house, drunk, and not really expecting that

God knows how to make me feel guilty sometimes

because I don't really like my dad rn

I'm in my office where my computer is

I don't like to be lonely

Also, I feel like my morality really shows when I'm intoxicated, maybe it's my way of being Inherently honest with my god

I hear some bells ringing, it's like an aural sound sometimes, but only when I'm really, really high.

I don't blame you. xD

some people's religions, and the things that they do for those reasons, are really really fucked up. I try not to judge.

maybe it's better that most people don't see what I have to say sometimes.

I guess :/

Eastern standard time. YUP

shout out to all my east coast brothers out there

gfy

You guys are either anxiety filled, PTSD, or bullied to the point of not being chatty ever

but the fact that there are so many people online makes me think its the first two

OH

So I can say Nigger here

Maybe you guys aren't so bad after all. Trying not to break the Five Post = spam limit

oh.

you've got a wife.

and a KID

DAMN

LIKE ME @Dickbutt

a Shoe? I'd prefer brass knuckles. or a trench knife. They hit much harder

and the trench knife you can stab me with

I hate me all too

I SAW THAT

@Drogthodath

or maybe I'm just hallucinating. Datura does that.

@Datura Actually a user here named datura. maybe he'll come on if I tag him. Hot

YAY!

Oh boy. 3 people typing at once

maybe I succeeded

he knows mushroomhead, and recognizes the edgy characters

sweet

maybe we can be friends. or bitter enemies. who knows.

@Bazey guilty as charged

now what? nigger.

sweet.

You didn't offend me. You don't have to apologize m8

even if it was a sarcastic sorry

STOP

You

ack

you're gonna make me feel guilty

No

you're like Amon Goeth in

oh fuck

what's that movie I can't think of the name

Schindler's list. There we go

*googles*

*unfamilliar*

oh

damn

your chat?

I don't see your mod or admin titles @Bazey

therefore

You are the same level of shit as I

DIBBS

see you

didn't

say Please

@Saint_Kristoph say Please and I will

THE FULL WORD

not an abbreviation

@Drogthodath my boner is getting harder, I love elelctrocution

I'm a welder, after all

many's a time have I shocked myself touching my workpiece

SHUT UP INNASWAMP

I've seen your shitposts

if you are who you claim to be

I don't have ancestry results, I trust my grandmothers on both sides to be honest with me