Message from @blyat
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Marcus is on steroids, kid’s been juicing and it’s not Capri Sun.
I know adults who can’t lift 97 pounds
how
Stronk boi is getting mummy's milkies
*there are grown ass men who can’t lift 97 pounds*
Marcus is gonna get kidnapped by Halsey to become a Spartan
OwO
I wish I could get kidnapped for augmentation
Breh
People tryna be spartan 2s
But they dick don’t work ya feel
Just be a roided up ODST
Fuck you mean their dicks dont work? They work fine, canonically
Just imagine a female spartan 2 breaking your pelvis when she rides you
Literally death by snu snu
Thats how i want to go out, tbh
The catalytic thyroid implant suppresses sexual drive
Dicc go soft
I’m pretty sure it suppresses sexual urges. Doesn’t necessarily prevent a male spartan from getting hard
NO
REEEEEEEE
Would the child of two Spartans have the same genetic modifications as the parents
Genetic probably
I.e. ceramic carbide bones
Ceramic carbide is a surgical augmentation
Increased muscular structure and vision
Oh shit you right
Quicker reflexes if I’m right
They would have a much better compatibility for the surgical augmentations though
Especially any kid from John because he’s been activated by the Librarian
I don’t see why they just didn’t have some of the reserves Spartans go at it
Too bad he lusts not after 3D women so the UNSC won’t get a dynasty of Forerunner-blessed super soldiers
The reserved spartans are failures
Would be more cost effective and more chance to have successful soldiers
Like Serin
They still have the same augments
Just that they didn’t pass and we’re crippled
Yeah but they share traits with their kids
Like being incompatible with surgical augmentations