Message from @blyat
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Lol perhaps
I know i have a bench video on my phone
oh yea! do like dan bilzarian xD
.... ;-;
he workout and get his d sucked. but yeah, wish there were people who are not some ridiculous chad bodybuilder giving fitness advice though :<
Well... Thats natural most of the time though, since their physique is good indicator of their experience
Then you got fake nattys
Oh lord.... Those guys
Marcus is on steroids, kid’s been juicing and it’s not Capri Sun.
I know adults who can’t lift 97 pounds
how
Stronk boi is getting mummy's milkies
*there are grown ass men who can’t lift 97 pounds*
Marcus is gonna get kidnapped by Halsey to become a Spartan
OwO
I wish I could get kidnapped for augmentation
Breh
People tryna be spartan 2s
Just be a roided up ODST
Fuck you mean their dicks dont work? They work fine, canonically
Just imagine a female spartan 2 breaking your pelvis when she rides you
Literally death by snu snu
Thats how i want to go out, tbh
The catalytic thyroid implant suppresses sexual drive
Dicc go soft
I’m pretty sure it suppresses sexual urges. Doesn’t necessarily prevent a male spartan from getting hard
DICC GO SOFT
NO
REEEEEEEE
Would the child of two Spartans have the same genetic modifications as the parents
Genetic probably
I.e. ceramic carbide bones
Ceramic carbide is a surgical augmentation
Increased muscular structure and vision
Oh shit you right
Quicker reflexes if I’m right
They would have a much better compatibility for the surgical augmentations though
Especially any kid from John because he’s been activated by the Librarian