OwO

I wish I could get kidnapped for augmentation

Breh

People tryna be spartan 2s

But they dick don’t work ya feel

Just be a roided up ODST

Fuck you mean their dicks dont work? They work fine, canonically

Just imagine a female spartan 2 breaking your pelvis when she rides you

Literally death by snu snu

Thats how i want to go out, tbh

The catalytic thyroid implant suppresses sexual drive

Dicc go soft

I’m pretty sure it suppresses sexual urges. Doesn’t necessarily prevent a male spartan from getting hard

DICC GO SOFT

NO

REEEEEEEE

Would the child of two Spartans have the same genetic modifications as the parents

Genetic probably

I.e. ceramic carbide bones

Ceramic carbide is a surgical augmentation

Increased muscular structure and vision

Oh shit you right

Quicker reflexes if I’m right

They would have a much better compatibility for the surgical augmentations though

Especially any kid from John because he’s been activated by the Librarian

I don’t see why they just didn’t have some of the reserves Spartans go at it

Too bad he lusts not after 3D women so the UNSC won’t get a dynasty of Forerunner-blessed super soldiers

The reserved spartans are failures

Would be more cost effective and more chance to have successful soldiers

Like Serin

They still have the same augments

Just that they didn’t pass and we’re crippled

Yeah but they share traits with their kids

Like being incompatible with surgical augmentations

I mean we wouldn’t know cuz there hasn’t been a child of two Spartans in the lore

Also Atriox being able to take in three Spartan IIs and coming out on top is absolute fucking hogwash

Who’s that

Wasn’t that the brute warlord in halo wars 2

Big ugly brute in Halo Wars 2 who kicks the ass of Red Team

I’m pretty sure even 3 Spartans couldn’t beat a brute warlord

@CNA Bitchboi move to vidya