Message from @Deleted User

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2018-11-13 04:59:36 UTC  

Take a shit and don't drink water right before your test. Go dehydrated as fuck. My issue was the opposite so I held in a shit.

2018-11-13 04:59:57 UTC  

Run. Swim. Swimming and a diet change does wonders.

2018-11-13 06:27:29 UTC  

I needed to drop 20 before the Army, work out with your recruiter's office, run on your off time, change of diet, no soda or beer.
As far as foods I had spinach salads for 2 meals a day garnished sparingly with ranch dressing and croutons

2018-11-13 06:29:16 UTC  

Salads are a meme

2018-11-13 06:29:30 UTC  

Have you tried eating food with higher protein

2018-11-13 06:30:44 UTC  

Worked for me

2018-11-13 06:31:24 UTC  

Well. If it works I don’t have much to say then

2018-11-13 06:31:40 UTC  

How much have you dropped so far

2018-11-13 06:31:49 UTC  

You guys tried Apple Cider Vinegar pills?

2018-11-13 06:32:02 UTC  

Nah

2018-11-13 06:32:33 UTC  

They're not bad, keeps hunger down for the most part although some of it might be placebo

2018-11-13 06:33:13 UTC  

Went from 210 to hovering around 182 before I went to MEPS

2018-11-13 06:34:00 UTC  

Then spent 7 days in processing without being able to work out much at all, rip

2018-11-13 09:53:15 UTC  

If he can lose 10 pounds the USMC will do the rest

2018-11-13 17:48:49 UTC  

10lbs shouldn't be a problem, just has to make sure he can do a certain amount of pull ups, push ups ect. They were testing for that at my MEPS for some reason, that or just torturing recruits, it's kind of a toss up

2018-11-13 17:58:23 UTC  

Nope, they've always done that.

2018-11-13 17:58:31 UTC  

They tested us at MEPS back in 2014

2018-11-13 18:03:49 UTC  

For the Marines?

2018-11-13 18:07:55 UTC  

Yes

2018-11-13 18:07:58 UTC  
2018-11-13 18:08:15 UTC  

You should get tested on pullups, situps, and pushups.

2018-11-13 18:08:25 UTC  

Gotcha, the Army doesn't have such requirements before Basic

2018-11-13 18:08:27 UTC  

Then they should weigh you, make you duck walk, fart while an old man looks at your asshole

2018-11-13 18:08:39 UTC  

Then when you go to ship off, you go to the Marine Liason or whatever the fuck his position is there actually and he checks your weight and paperwork, it's a fog because it's so long ago but, you should sign some shit

2018-11-13 18:08:42 UTC  

Stay in a hotel, ship to boot

2018-11-13 18:08:56 UTC  

And unlike the Army, you're separated from the female recruits.

2018-11-13 18:09:02 UTC  

Moisturize before you go into MEPS but not enough that your skin is overly oily

2018-11-13 18:09:23 UTC  

They tried to get me for eczema

2018-11-13 18:09:34 UTC  

They try to get you for anything

2018-11-13 18:09:41 UTC  

That's why when you go to MEPS, you're an olympian

2018-11-13 18:09:52 UTC  

You don't have ADHD, Asthma, never stubbed a toe, and never smoked pot

2018-11-13 18:09:59 UTC  

Also your family is descended from Zeus

2018-11-13 18:10:41 UTC  

Yeah they saw a small red mark on my arm and scheduled a dermatologist for 3 months out

2018-11-13 18:11:43 UTC  

I almost couldn't piss at MEPS, that was about my only trouble

2018-11-13 18:12:30 UTC  

But yeah, ~~~ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH~~~ *lie your ass off*

2018-11-13 18:12:58 UTC  

Except with any criminal portions

2018-11-13 18:13:05 UTC  

Nah, I told em I didn't smoke pot or drink

2018-11-13 18:13:10 UTC  

Or anything tbh

2018-11-13 18:13:29 UTC  

It's easier to remember "I've never smoked it," than "I've only smoked it once," and having to remember that the rest of your career/get a waiver

2018-11-13 18:13:57 UTC  

Just don't have a heart issue and lie about it or some shit

2018-11-13 18:14:20 UTC  

Cause then your retarded ass gonna stroke out, go to RSP (recruit separation platoon,) and some poor PEB Marine is gonna be stuck handling your retarded ass while he waits on getting out