Message from @Uncle Sam

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2017-04-25 14:34:26 UTC  

crime goes down because they stop reporting it

2017-04-25 14:35:59 UTC  

lolol mikes southern accent

2017-04-25 14:36:15 UTC  

no spoilers pls

2017-04-25 14:36:28 UTC  

the entire show is ruined now

2017-04-25 14:36:30 UTC  

sry

2017-04-25 14:36:31 UTC  

spoilers: you die alone

2017-04-25 14:36:47 UTC  

you cant spoil something that is known from day 1

2017-04-25 14:36:48 UTC  

idiot

2017-04-25 14:36:53 UTC  

fug

2017-04-25 14:36:59 UTC  

smh

2017-04-25 14:37:59 UTC  

Woah... Bill Nye has gotten so pozzed recently...

2017-04-25 14:45:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/306440573655449601/DsLGpHT.png

2017-04-25 14:45:55 UTC  

😎

2017-04-25 14:53:00 UTC  

lol I was terrified of that when I had my wisdom tooth out so I made sure to find a wop doctor

2017-04-25 14:55:58 UTC  

lmao the street shitter responded to a guy's shit related insult with "yeah, I shat on the statue when it came down", this is H1B tier bantz

2017-04-25 15:16:15 UTC  

I'm sooooper pissed about Trumps statement about the wall.

2017-04-25 15:18:56 UTC  

is he just avoiding the immigration issue outright?

2017-04-25 15:21:08 UTC  

SHITPOST HERE

2017-04-25 15:21:09 UTC  

NOW

2017-04-25 15:21:25 UTC  

Zinc

2017-04-25 15:21:36 UTC  

It will be a matter of weeks before we know so save your anger, if it's actually delayed I agree it will likely never get done but at this point I've seen a million conflicting sources and it's a negotiation

2017-04-25 15:40:16 UTC  

This is such a limp dicked incarnation of economic nationalism.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/856847826663460865

2017-04-25 15:41:52 UTC  

When has anyone **ever** implied that NAFTA is bad because of Canadian trade?

2017-04-25 15:42:24 UTC  

damn canadians taking my farming jobs

2017-04-25 15:42:25 UTC  

First instinct is that's part of a deal with Paul "My Kids Are Just a Little Tan, OK?" Ryan

2017-04-25 15:43:21 UTC  

That was my first thought too. You can't separate Ryan from any mention of Wisconsin.

2017-04-25 15:45:50 UTC  

And if he's trying to sell some idea that the Rustbelt jobs went *North* after NAFTA, he must think his voters are too stupid to know any better.

2017-04-25 15:46:14 UTC  

If it gets the wall funding I don't care what he's trying to sell lol

2017-04-25 15:48:23 UTC  

It kinda sucks that he has to posture like that to get what he wants from Ryan.

2017-04-25 15:48:51 UTC  

Oh wait, fuck.

2017-04-25 15:50:52 UTC  

Just last week he was talking about putting Healthcare back on the agenda. If he's giving Ryan a bargain just to score capital for Healthcare legislation, immigration bargains might be even dumber.

2017-04-25 15:51:08 UTC  

If they even try to touch immigration.

2017-04-25 15:51:21 UTC  

speculative

2017-04-25 15:52:00 UTC  

It is speculation, but I'm just following the chronological progression.

2017-04-25 15:52:35 UTC  

That said, there has been a ton of shit all happening at the same time lately.

2017-04-25 15:52:56 UTC  

why would Trump have to give something to put healthcare reform on the agenda, that's easily initiated by Congress at any time they wish

2017-04-25 15:53:39 UTC  

because the Trump repeal/replace is a very different plan than Ryancare