Message from @Hand Banana

Discord ID: 311366165832400901


2017-05-09 04:29:05 UTC  

I'm schooling people left and right over the Yates thing. I'm literally running into people saying that Yates proved that TRump must have known Flynn was a "russian agent." I just ask them to back up this assertion. So far, all they can point to is a perfectly legal conversation with the ambassador and 33k in payments for an RT appearance that MIGHT be illegal, but is pretty small potatoes. I don't see how that is the equivalent of being a Russian agent.

2017-05-09 04:29:26 UTC  

When I bring up the clinton foundation, Crickets.

2017-05-09 04:31:43 UTC  

And when I bring up the Clinton email server, people still argue that she didn't have classified emails or couldn't know that they were classified, and I just point them to the politifact page which destroys these arguments. Politifact is pozzed as hell, so they can't really call it a right wing source.

2017-05-09 04:34:10 UTC  

Again, if the Flynn Kislyak conversation counts as an opportunity for blackmail, then just about every private conversation in government could create an opportunity for "blackmail."

2017-05-09 04:36:52 UTC  

I want to tell Roscoe a story when y'all are done

2017-05-09 04:37:34 UTC  

Lol, the motto of indonesia is literally "strength tthrough diversity"

2017-05-09 04:38:58 UTC  

But if you mildly insult an islamic verse, which Ahok didn't even really insult, you can be sentenced to actual years of prison!

2017-05-09 04:39:13 UTC  

i'm gonna go outside and have a cig.

2017-05-09 04:40:51 UTC  

@Caerulus_Rex check on the hotel tonight app

2017-05-09 04:42:25 UTC  

You gotta tell them you have a truck when you ask about parking @Caerulus_Rex

2017-05-09 04:42:46 UTC  

That's considered "full size" for us filthy urbanites

2017-05-09 04:43:37 UTC  

I have my shitty headset on because I'm at the laundromat @Caerulus_Rex

2017-05-09 04:43:49 UTC  

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2017-05-09 04:44:52 UTC  

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2017-05-09 04:45:51 UTC  

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2017-05-09 04:46:12 UTC  

My mic must not be working. Did no one say "Motorkiklists"?

2017-05-09 04:48:17 UTC  

Nuts, my sound card is being weird. Restarting. I have many more bad puns to deliver. Fresh ones.

2017-05-09 04:49:44 UTC  

F

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2017-05-09 04:50:09 UTC  

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2017-05-09 04:57:58 UTC  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8B7GP-P0jY&t=201s

^ This is what happens when Daddy lets a 7 year old direct his own video AND use Cyberlink it's drrtyhippiepandatier

2017-05-09 04:58:09 UTC  

Please like and subscribe.

2017-05-09 05:02:30 UTC  
2017-05-09 05:02:37 UTC  

How am I older than FF?

2017-05-09 05:02:43 UTC  

Who the fuck knows.

2017-05-09 05:03:06 UTC  

I hear kids talking about 9/11 and all I can think of is "I turned 17 5 days later and enlisted for DEP"

2017-05-09 05:03:47 UTC  

Then I shrug and go back to looking at hard pads for DDR like games. Whatevs

2017-05-09 05:04:14 UTC  

(MEPS had a DDR setup for their Playstation back then)

2017-05-09 05:07:40 UTC  

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2017-05-09 05:10:07 UTC  

This conversation is depressing. I'm turning up the Aqua.

2017-05-09 05:11:02 UTC  

Signal more tryhard.

2017-05-09 05:11:30 UTC  

I heard you D'Marcus but you got talked over a touch.

2017-05-09 05:12:44 UTC  

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2017-05-09 05:20:20 UTC  

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2017-05-09 05:20:22 UTC  

monkeyface prickleback

2017-05-09 05:23:58 UTC  

Was he talking to me? I'm only half listening.

2017-05-09 05:28:05 UTC  

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2017-05-09 05:35:35 UTC  

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2017-05-09 05:35:42 UTC  

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