Message from @Longshanks

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2019-02-14 20:12:21 UTC  

@ddocteur Yeah, prod support.

2019-02-14 20:12:34 UTC  

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2019-02-14 20:13:02 UTC  

Remember to vote libertarian guys

2019-02-14 20:13:12 UTC  

ah yes prod support

2019-02-14 20:13:27 UTC  

Yaaaaa!!!!

2019-02-14 20:13:29 UTC  

never ending problems to fix

2019-02-14 20:13:36 UTC  

no sense of purpose to job

2019-02-14 20:13:38 UTC  

It's best to be 3rd line than 1st hehe

2019-02-14 20:13:45 UTC  

professional caretaker of stupid

2019-02-14 20:14:14 UTC  

@Longshanks Yep. Also quieter at night. Ideal for personal learning endeavors, which is why I’ve stayed in it.

2019-02-14 20:14:20 UTC  

I'm a misogynist today out loud

2019-02-14 20:14:27 UTC  

90% of problems are restart fixed

2019-02-14 20:14:33 UTC  

I'm belligerent today as well

2019-02-14 20:14:37 UTC  

Whh[oooooooo

2019-02-14 20:14:38 UTC  

or caused by miscommunication between infrastructure teams

2019-02-14 20:14:59 UTC  

like dumbass third worlder networking guys flipping switches somewhere

2019-02-14 20:15:04 UTC  

@Longshanks Well, that’s misrepresentative.

It’s at least 95%. <:har:480186132298989569>

2019-02-14 20:15:17 UTC  

x)

2019-02-14 20:15:48 UTC  

and it takes like 5 days to get messages routed thru all the lines of business

2019-02-14 20:16:05 UTC  

all these problems can be fixed easily

2019-02-14 20:16:13 UTC  

with public executions

2019-02-14 20:17:05 UTC  

“We did a network change.”
“Did you validate anything?”
“Uhhh...”
“You killed an edge router. Change it back.”
“Oh... ok.”

2019-02-14 20:17:07 UTC  

I bet it takes 5 days too to change a simple light bulb in the office

2019-02-14 20:17:40 UTC  

@Longshanks I’d be good with bringing back public hangings, get a bunch in one go.

2019-02-14 20:17:48 UTC  

hahaha

2019-02-14 20:18:12 UTC  

Or you could buy a gun from Walmart?

2019-02-14 20:19:03 UTC  

they tell you to train up people who can barely speak english, let alone know the OS commands

2019-02-14 20:19:12 UTC  

but retain all the resident thots

2019-02-14 20:19:26 UTC  

fake economics

2019-02-14 20:19:51 UTC  

Ain’t that the fucking truth.

2019-02-14 20:20:03 UTC  

there's this little excel sheet in our team that tracks what each resources' "area of expertise" is

2019-02-14 20:20:03 UTC  

@Longshanks How is that possible? Even tho I worked mainly for American companies, applying for a job in the US would be a nightmare for me

2019-02-14 20:20:14 UTC  

and there are women who have not shown up to work for many months, some years

2019-02-14 20:20:23 UTC  

but they're still part of payroll

2019-02-14 20:20:45 UTC  

in a team of like 20 - only 3-4 guys do 70% of the work

2019-02-14 20:21:45 UTC  

I think software defined networking will reduce a lot of stress in many prod-support environments

2019-02-14 20:22:13 UTC  

And you’re supposed to believe Rameshrikanthamanan knows how to work PowerShell better than your average high schooler (spoiler: the fucker struggles with reading /ipconfig output) and Nicole is a “rockstar” at her job, even though you can spend half the day on Discord and run circles around her.

2019-02-14 20:22:38 UTC  

lol

2019-02-14 20:23:01 UTC  

hahahaha

2019-02-14 20:23:23 UTC  

thots get paid for sipping coffee and giggling loudly

2019-02-14 20:23:37 UTC  

I saw the girls at my school walking home with gift bags, boxes of chocolates, flowers, cards and all that shit.

I didn't see one dude walking home with a gift bag, a box of chocolates or anything.