never ending problems to fix

no sense of purpose to job

It's best to be 3rd line than 1st hehe

professional caretaker of stupid

@Longshanks Yep. Also quieter at night. Ideal for personal learning endeavors, which is why I’ve stayed in it.

I'm a misogynist today out loud

90% of problems are restart fixed

I'm belligerent today as well

Whh[oooooooo

or caused by miscommunication between infrastructure teams

like dumbass third worlder networking guys flipping switches somewhere

@Longshanks Well, that’s misrepresentative.

It’s at least 95%. <:har:480186132298989569>

x)

and it takes like 5 days to get messages routed thru all the lines of business

all these problems can be fixed easily

with public executions

“We did a network change.”
“Did you validate anything?”
“Uhhh...”
“You killed an edge router. Change it back.”
“Oh... ok.”

I bet it takes 5 days too to change a simple light bulb in the office

@Longshanks I’d be good with bringing back public hangings, get a bunch in one go.

hahaha

Or you could buy a gun from Walmart?

they tell you to train up people who can barely speak english, let alone know the OS commands

but retain all the resident thots

fake economics

Ain’t that the fucking truth.

there's this little excel sheet in our team that tracks what each resources' "area of expertise" is

@Longshanks How is that possible? Even tho I worked mainly for American companies, applying for a job in the US would be a nightmare for me

and there are women who have not shown up to work for many months, some years

but they're still part of payroll

in a team of like 20 - only 3-4 guys do 70% of the work

I think software defined networking will reduce a lot of stress in many prod-support environments

And you’re supposed to believe Rameshrikanthamanan knows how to work PowerShell better than your average high schooler (spoiler: the fucker struggles with reading /ipconfig output) and Nicole is a “rockstar” at her job, even though you can spend half the day on Discord and run circles around her.

lol

hahahaha

thots get paid for sipping coffee and giggling loudly

I saw the girls at my school walking home with gift bags, boxes of chocolates, flowers, cards and all that shit.

I didn't see one dude walking home with a gift bag, a box of chocolates or anything.

sometimes I wish the military just walked into the office and shot a couple weaklings

I used to have a colleagues like that, she spent her time on Lync, telling about her personal life to customers all day. Then, a bit after I left the company, she got promoted to Director! Yeeha

maybe they buy those things for themselves? @[chase dreams]

@Longshanks the ugly ones

@Longshanks funny