and noticed they were sideways and felt abnormal

Hermit since this will be international is could be a good idea not to use USA specific statistics

@BigTyrone no but one time I woke up, went to scratch my nuts and they weren’t there, my heart dropped

wtf que paso

posting it to shillzone now @DeezNutzYourChin

Did they fall out?

Sometimes my nuts fall away into some abyss in my crotch

And i have to gather them back out

Yeah I think that’s what happened

god damn

That’s what sumo wrestlers do, they have the ability to suck them in on command, so they won’t get hit in the gonads

I dont like it

Hablas castellano?

hablo mexicano

cuz im a cultured white dude

@Head Scribe Drayanor that pen is damn cool

thank ya, if memory serves me right it was pulled from a wild turkey

that or a pheasant

TFM is also the person who turned me over, to be honest. With him since 2015

Kind of looks like a pheasant feather to me

Tis caller lol

Ohh nice Undead

well yall imma go to bed. It was fun writing names. I'll be on tomorrow as per usual. If you want your name done just holler

Its morning in eu right now, having a coffee rn

EU pheeeeeyeww

💩

Females are a net drain on the tax payer

Same as everywhere where people pay tax mate

Spent V-day on my own with pizza, a margarita and a movie. Can’t really complain

I went to japanese food all you can eat

what'd you watch

i went to the shops

@Happy Humble Hermit I watched T-2 judgement day, been dying to rewatch it for awhile cause it’s been like years since I last saw it

im in the unpopular camp of loving Salvation, i think its one of the best T movies, i have to rewatch the original only seen it once as a kid

women = 💩 99.987267% of the time, let's all hold out for that .0112% of remaining "good" women. I wish I could say this on Twitter, purely for the outage and triggering... :-(

I've never even made a twitter

i wouldnt last long enough to justify the account creation time

If a women is nice to you all the time then she wants one of the two things-resources or seminal fluid.

Twitter is for communists anyway, you're better off here, away from the shrill screeches of the harpy commandos who're fighting their war of terror against the West and any tiny shred of collective morality that's left within our society.

first she gets the seminal fluid then she gets 18 years of resources

/me restarts McCarthy's legacy