Message from @Hand Banana

Discord ID: 314198587989032960


2017-05-17 00:25:12 UTC  

Reppos?

2017-05-17 00:25:17 UTC  

russians

2017-05-17 00:25:33 UTC  

or ruskis

2017-05-17 00:25:54 UTC  

@Campin' Carl I have a new idea. We gather all the Aussie Patriots, all the Western US Patriots and we mount a glorious mounted infantry charge on the univsersities.

2017-05-17 00:26:01 UTC  

It's foolproof!

2017-05-17 00:26:13 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/314196878688256002/2017-05-16_19_25_46.png

2017-05-17 00:26:28 UTC  

you cobs handle the lockers we'll head to the bar for a piss up

2017-05-17 00:26:38 UTC  

There are lots of them in college towns!

2017-05-17 00:26:53 UTC  

Australian American Friendship. Get in. Get sex and leave before anyone change their minds.

2017-05-17 00:27:18 UTC  

Also if you get homesick we have Emu farms in the Pacific Northwest. Lots of them. good eating

2017-05-17 00:27:54 UTC  

if you seppos come here and get home sick dont worry we got fat chicks as well

2017-05-17 00:28:09 UTC  

Not according to the commercials I saw as a kid in the 80s

2017-05-17 00:28:13 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/314197383753891841/2017-05-16_19_27_52.png

2017-05-17 00:28:20 UTC  

we hide them in melbourne

2017-05-17 00:28:47 UTC  

Oh good. I would hope your country girls are the same as ours. If they have curves it's because they eat well and use their muscles on the farm.

2017-05-17 00:28:53 UTC  

Blonde and tanned, farm fed and well exercised. The best kind of woman

2017-05-17 00:29:15 UTC  

I dunno, I heard rural Australia wasn't culturally that different from Western Rural US. Maybe I was lied to

2017-05-17 00:32:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/314198540190482432/20170516_124728.jpg

2017-05-17 00:32:58 UTC  

Commonly purchased together

2017-05-17 00:33:00 UTC  

LMAO

2017-05-17 00:33:30 UTC  

One of the classes I was teaching was full of that. I told them they annoyed me, and I would be happy to lead them in pushups if they were feeling energetic.

2017-05-17 00:33:52 UTC  

The Vice Principle heard and so in he walks with me leading a bunch of 13 year olds in pushups in 85F head wearing a full suit.

2017-05-17 00:34:02 UTC  

There were no more fidget toys

2017-05-17 00:34:35 UTC  

yeah theyre getting banned in all schools

2017-05-17 00:34:43 UTC  

fidget toys today, fidget toys tomorrow, fidget toys FOREVER

2017-05-17 00:35:26 UTC  

say that 5 times

2017-05-17 00:36:17 UTC  

If you do Wayne Brady will show up in your house and rape your cat.

2017-05-17 00:36:19 UTC  

Don't do it

2017-05-17 00:36:44 UTC  

i don't want that

2017-05-17 00:36:57 UTC  

I DON'T LIKE THAT
/jahans

2017-05-17 00:37:01 UTC  

Nobody wants that. It's why they call him "The Legend"

2017-05-17 00:37:41 UTC  

hmm guys

2017-05-17 00:37:52 UTC  

the intel trump apparently shared with the russians was about isis

2017-05-17 00:38:10 UTC  

and it originally came from israel

2017-05-17 00:38:54 UTC  

Hmm weird

2017-05-17 00:39:11 UTC  

come 🇧 oice chat

2017-05-17 00:39:32 UTC  

make me

2017-05-17 00:40:26 UTC  

2 busy listening to french music

2017-05-17 00:40:30 UTC  

the doxer found it for me

2017-05-17 00:40:38 UTC  

yuck what the fuck