Message from @shadowlessnexus
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(((Teddy bear)))
new segment, joke of the day: Madge had been lonely for many years after her husband's death. She decided she wanted to get married again. But, she didn't know any eligible men. So she decided to put an ad in the newspaper. The ad contained three criteria:
1. The man would not beat her. (like her previous husband)
2. The man would not run around on her. (like her previous husband)
AND 3. The man was good in bed.
The day after the ad ran, Madge's doorbell rang. When she answered the doorbell, she found a man in a wheelchair. She asked the man if she could help him and he said he was there to respond to the ad. Madge asked the man what ad he was talking about. He said the ad for the Husband. Then Madge told him that there were specific needs in the ad. The man in the wheelchair replied:
1. Look at me, I have no arms, so I can't beat you.
2. I have no legs, so I can't run around on you.
Madge replied, "But there was one more important criterion the ad." The man in the wheelchair then asked: "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
LMAO
Gotem
Ring a ding dong amirite?
meow?
Cow
fox
Trivia: Abi is the exact same height and weight as Jeannie, despite the difference in breast size
i prefer fox
GO-GO-GADGET-DICK!
@Victortze Cute, but i was half expecting a final fantasy 7 type summon <:lolz:480186121897377792>
More like ... cox! Ha!
@frugalcasper that's too standard for me, watching her throw around her teddy is cuter
@frugalcasper she will be summoning stuff in her later ascentions as you go further in
Btw autosaves causes a bunch of CTDs in skyrim
yea get that autosave manager mod
i forget what its called
I just turned them off
Except for wait
I feel like an imbecile
@Victortze She's cute for sure
That fixed every CTD I ever had
It’s so stupid, the only ctd fucking me was the games own flaw
Door bell emoji?
Lol
fallout 4 looks worse than skyrim in alot of areas yet runs so much worse
🚪 🛎
Really?
this engine is horseshit
I haven’t played it
I want caveman
@frugalcasper https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmGTX_P_KXw check out her victory voice at the end of the video
Oh never mind yes I have
I like it, but there are certain things that ended up being weird
Like money is completely inconsequential
And everyone is a fucking welfare sponge
What welfare sponge F N SIGH ME UP
Sighing