Message from @shadowlessnexus

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2019-02-22 02:36:03 UTC  

well you can't actually adopt one now do you , man I want a Abi

2019-02-22 02:36:23 UTC  

the fbi can stay where it's at

2019-02-22 02:37:29 UTC  

Have a son and adopt a sister, he will thank u later

2019-02-22 02:37:30 UTC  

O yeah and i 4got

2019-02-22 02:37:36 UTC  

πŸ€β­•οΈ

2019-02-22 02:37:45 UTC  

✌️

2019-02-22 02:37:58 UTC  

Blood related or bust

2019-02-22 02:38:32 UTC  

abi's attack animation with her teddy bear is cute as fuck

2019-02-22 02:39:05 UTC  

teddy bear attacks

2019-02-22 02:39:10 UTC  

source

2019-02-22 02:39:20 UTC  

(((Teddy bear)))

2019-02-22 02:40:59 UTC  

new segment, joke of the day: Madge had been lonely for many years after her husband's death. She decided she wanted to get married again. But, she didn't know any eligible men. So she decided to put an ad in the newspaper. The ad contained three criteria:
1. The man would not beat her. (like her previous husband)
2. The man would not run around on her. (like her previous husband)
AND 3. The man was good in bed.
The day after the ad ran, Madge's doorbell rang. When she answered the doorbell, she found a man in a wheelchair. She asked the man if she could help him and he said he was there to respond to the ad. Madge asked the man what ad he was talking about. He said the ad for the Husband. Then Madge told him that there were specific needs in the ad. The man in the wheelchair replied:
1. Look at me, I have no arms, so I can't beat you.
2. I have no legs, so I can't run around on you.
Madge replied, "But there was one more important criterion the ad." The man in the wheelchair then asked: "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"

2019-02-22 02:41:59 UTC  

LMAO

2019-02-22 02:42:11 UTC  

Gotem

2019-02-22 02:42:38 UTC  

Ring a ding dong amirite?

2019-02-22 02:43:24 UTC  

meow?

2019-02-22 02:43:30 UTC  

Cow

2019-02-22 02:43:37 UTC  

fox

2019-02-22 02:43:38 UTC  

Trivia: Abi is the exact same height and weight as Jeannie, despite the difference in breast size

2019-02-22 02:43:40 UTC  

i prefer fox

2019-02-22 02:43:52 UTC  

GO-GO-GADGET-DICK!

2019-02-22 02:43:54 UTC  

@Victortze Cute, but i was half expecting a final fantasy 7 type summon <:lolz:480186121897377792>

2019-02-22 02:43:57 UTC  

More like ... cox! Ha!

2019-02-22 02:44:21 UTC  

@frugalcasper that's too standard for me, watching her throw around her teddy is cuter

2019-02-22 02:44:42 UTC  

@frugalcasper she will be summoning stuff in her later ascentions as you go further in

2019-02-22 02:45:17 UTC  

Btw autosaves causes a bunch of CTDs in skyrim

2019-02-22 02:45:27 UTC  

yea get that autosave manager mod

2019-02-22 02:45:37 UTC  

i forget what its called

2019-02-22 02:45:42 UTC  

I just turned them off

2019-02-22 02:45:50 UTC  

creation engine is just fucking garbage

2019-02-22 02:45:51 UTC  

Except for wait

2019-02-22 02:46:01 UTC  

I feel like an imbecile

2019-02-22 02:46:10 UTC  

@Victortze She's cute for sure

2019-02-22 02:46:14 UTC  

That fixed every CTD I ever had

2019-02-22 02:47:02 UTC  

It’s so stupid, the only ctd fucking me was the games own flaw

2019-02-22 02:47:27 UTC  

Door bell emoji?

2019-02-22 02:47:33 UTC  

Lol

2019-02-22 02:47:34 UTC  

fallout 4 looks worse than skyrim in alot of areas yet runs so much worse

2019-02-22 02:47:43 UTC  

πŸšͺ πŸ›Ž

2019-02-22 02:47:43 UTC  

Really?