if I get a PhD I would call dates doctors appointments

shiett nigga I am still doing school work

trying to keep a 3.8+ in MBA

nigga slavin

SLAVING

try harder

3.8 is for nonwhites

fuck off

Oosh

what was your gpa

Shit son, I go to a rinky dink little community college. They cant give me enough shit to do normally.

I had a 3.95 at my shitty 50% mud university

I AM LIKE 2 PERCENT OFF

i refuse to believe nanners had that high a gpa, that would mean shes good in her field

Im rolling with a 3.9, like that shit means anything though.

and that would mean she wouldnt share an office

We had these omega tier poo in lieus who hit on the thicc Latinas with no success

my life fell apart in college. i'm lucky i graduated :3

>she didnt give her professor a spare ssd for free credits after a big breakup

🤔

You gave prof a soft small dick?

yes

probly lowered your grade tbh

Shit, my professors just wave me through most of the time. Is tjat what uni is like? Constant bribery?

false, i got two A's out of it, one class i didnt do the final paper, and the other class i literally never attended

and thats why you become friends with your goy professors

wow I'd never fug a girl with A's

youre missing out

yeah nah

B is for best

tbh

I straight up dont go to some classes, get waived because work schedule.

C is for classy

the one class that ruined my gpa in my final semester just so happens to be the only class i took with a jew prof

"just so happens"

"Pure coincidence"

although to be fair i didnt take that class seriously, i had the IP for the projector and connected to it with my phone

whenever she was facing away from the board id zoom in a notch

lolol

i projected that picture of a giant trump looking over the beaner wall once