But I learned a lot, and made like the worst auotmatic archiving system the world has ever seen.

He doesnt want you bullshitting

But I got the money, and I got the experience

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i got an email last week asking how to insert a column in excel

Dude, google that shit

write up a tutorial, make a screencast and send it to them

Some bosses also never take accountibility when theyre wrong. They rather stay wrong and in charge, then be right and take the backsest for 2 seconds.

even at a senior dev position, all the secretaries are like How do you do X.

and it's always excell.

Im daddy yo

Smugglin nukes n alcohol

Literally I had my boss come in, ask me to go down to the welcome desk and help the secretary with a tech problem. She didn't know how to copy and paste.

Gold chain

For ima geeeeeeee

Now heres the thing.

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If you feel youre undervalued, thats understandable

Think of whatbwould happened if you called out for 3 days straight

Programming= staying up all night until u figure out how it works

And its always something minor shit

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fun

You can literally lose an hour because of a comma or parenthesis...

or semi-colon

Ive done that today

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"Lose an hour" I've lost multiple days to such mistakes

lol, true.

I do PLCs and controller, and usually the compiler tells me if theres a semicolon or somthin missin

But sometimes the error is just blank

You can lose an hour because congress decides to conserve "daylight"

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right, but if you do like PHP on a remote server, with output buffering, and errors suppressed, you just get a WSOD...

Thats no problem for me at least

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and you don't know where the offending code is because the customer paid some indian sweatshop to do it and you're trying to trace that shit down...

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outsourcing rarely works... because you do not get back a tested end product. Basically managers need to be told that they are paying for half of the product, and the other half is going to cost more.

Usually if the previous programmer from another company u wont get access to his libraries

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