Hello, I am daddy from norway. I eat alot of broccoli and I don't hold the door open for women

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Where?

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Right now a few degrees celcius actually

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I hate winter cuz the stupid snowplow guy always buries my car

My hobbies is lifting weights, roadtrips and skyrim

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Yes sometimes hel

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I used to listen to all kinds of metal

But when u gets old like me, I slowly transitions to house music and wearing fanny packs

Today's leg day. I like that cuz afterwards my buns feels like steel

That's impossible

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I split it out pretty evenly

But ure legs can take more of a beating

I just started out after a long break, but I hit 90 kg for 9 reps yestrday

But u guys prob use lbs anyway

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I'd guess a little over 200lbs

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Make sure u keep ure shoulders pulled back during bench to protect ure shoulders

My best was 90 kg close grip bench for 14 when I weighed 83 kg

But that was in the army when we didn't have anything else to do

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182

Strenght is a funny thing

I've seen Chinese weigh lifters who dot seem like lift at all squat 300 kg or more

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I want to be big like goku

Thats my goal for 2019

But now I hav to go

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Did someone say yiff?

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Tonight I got myself an escort and some bliodpudding

Bloodpudding *

It's pudding made from animal blood

A woman slapped my ass at the gym, should I sue her for sexual harrasment

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There's nothing manlier then 2 men fucking each other

Don't u worry

It's gon be ok

One time

I saw two dude fitting into each other like LEGO

Did u know on twitch u are not allowed to stream shirtless. But if thots cover theire nips and do bodypaint its allowed

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I havnt eaten anything in 24 hrs now

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For im daddy

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Girls never lie, theire the epitome of truth and should be placed on a pedestal

Tseries just passed pewdiepie btw

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It was weird, he was 18 k subs ahead then in a second wooosh

Elon musk hosted meme review thou

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Ya just weird how he lost 18k dubs in a second, i just happen to see it moment it happened lol

Nice

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Ima get a beer

Let's make sex illegal all together

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Remember always to secretly audio record onenight stands

Male brain is not fully evolved until around age 23

I never paint thou

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That means I'm stuck like this for the rest of my life. Please help daddy

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Here in norway age of consent is 16

Everything is dangerous. I dont know of anyone that have survived

Can I say nigger in here and noone will ban me?

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What if i am black

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I'm as white as the snow and it doesn't matter. Cuz in the end we are all stardust and hydrogen

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When i was 16 I built tree huts and threw sand at girls

So in the future age of consent will be 70

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Until the islamists outbreed us and converts us to islam

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We haven't even landed on the next planet yet

There already are ppl who volenteered to be placed in cryogenic chambers, hoping they can be revived in the future and get theire diseases cured

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Just across the street

No they froze them while they were alive

Women's rights only exists because men allowed them

Maybe we can live forever thru Gene manipulation

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If we could put our conscience into robots

Like soma

No

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Ahri ben