Message from @Oliver Starley

Discord ID: 437653630238326795


2018-04-22 16:24:52 UTC  

I actually get excited when I see native Egyptians acting normal. They're living history

2018-04-22 16:25:44 UTC  

Ok. But as your twin, I'll call out your shenanigans.

2018-04-22 16:26:31 UTC  

I am a gud boye, I would never

2018-04-22 16:27:37 UTC  

Who are "her people"?

2018-04-22 16:28:28 UTC  

The Copts of Egypt. They're literally descended from the Pharaohs and if you call them Arab, they'll fuck you up

2018-04-22 16:28:51 UTC  

Sadly, there's only 4-12 million left

2018-04-22 16:28:54 UTC  

So they literally wuz kangs?

2018-04-22 16:29:24 UTC  

Yes, and they get very mad at black twitter for trying to fudge up their history

2018-04-22 16:29:56 UTC  

Black people did rule Egypt at one time but they were Ethiopian and only ruled for 200 years

2018-04-22 16:31:08 UTC  

Ethiopians don't count

2018-04-22 16:31:28 UTC  

They're not black all of a sudden?

2018-04-22 16:32:54 UTC  

They're East African. Most American blacks are West African

2018-04-22 16:33:50 UTC  

I mean, yeah, but most other blacks can't tell the difference. It's sad, really

2018-04-22 16:34:19 UTC  

To be fair, most wypepo can't tell the difference between other whites

2018-04-22 16:35:23 UTC  

Well, like I said to someone earlier,

2018-04-22 16:35:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/435577309953785856/437652664650563594/image.jpg

2018-04-22 16:36:17 UTC  

This is definitely in the top 20 literary works of all time

2018-04-22 16:37:23 UTC  

It's sheet music and was written by a black man. It made him rich but he later regretted writing it because he felt it betrayed his race

2018-04-22 16:38:21 UTC  

Lol, I wonder why he might have felt that.

2018-04-22 16:39:14 UTC  

The world may never know...

2018-04-22 16:39:16 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/435577309953785856/437653629726359574/image.jpg

2018-04-22 16:40:28 UTC  

You should organise a production of that play, and use a very form-fitting, custom, advanced latex mask, and gloves to make you appear white.

2018-04-22 16:41:13 UTC  

Then, when the invevitable backlash arrives, pull it off and autistically screech: "RRRAAAAAAACIIIIIIIISTS!"

2018-04-22 16:42:19 UTC  
2018-04-22 16:44:18 UTC  

A black guy in whiteface wearing blackface? Minus the middle part, that's been done already

2018-04-22 16:44:20 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/435577309953785856/437654905117999114/image.jpg

2018-04-22 16:45:03 UTC  

The guy to the left is Bert Williams, a comedian from the 1890s-1900s that wore blackface despite already being black

2018-04-22 16:45:50 UTC  

Less original than that, just a mask that makes you look convincingly white.

2018-04-22 16:46:26 UTC  

Too late

2018-04-22 16:46:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/435577309953785856/437655442190106625/image.jpg

2018-04-22 16:46:42 UTC  

I'm aware, but this is for trolling IRL.

2018-04-22 16:47:00 UTC  

Directly to the protestors who are accusing you of being racist.

2018-04-22 16:47:24 UTC  

It would be even funnier if Talcum X was one of the protestors.

2018-04-22 16:47:45 UTC  

It wouldn't really work. My negroid features would come out in the form fitting mask

2018-04-22 16:48:10 UTC  

The actual mask can fit your face.

2018-04-22 16:48:24 UTC  

But it doesn't have to be the same thickness throughout.

2018-04-22 16:49:56 UTC  
2018-04-22 16:50:33 UTC  

True

2018-04-22 16:51:29 UTC  

I love how this went from a channel about shit talking each other to just having excuses to post racist drivel just because one of us is a based negro

2018-04-22 16:57:31 UTC  

lol

2018-04-22 16:58:06 UTC  

I hope a certain group monitoring discord doesn't find this