damn son doing the da lords work

getting all kinds of butter scotch points?

During that period there was a lot of skullduggery with the companies that handled this kind of thing for nursing homes. He worked for this company, for example https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encompass_Health#Accounting_scandal

side note you know about the butter scotch points?

I assume it has to do with old people and hard candy.

it does and da lord

The old ladies were nutoriously flirtatious.

^ gilfz

lol

The buracracy was crushing, and the patients didn't usually have very good prospects for recovery.

damn

yea that what i mean by jesus work

A lot of what he did was what are called swallow evaluations.

That is when someone had a stroke they would call him in (after recovery, etc).

He would administer a battery of liquids and foods starting with water and moving in thickness.

Kinda like the Mohs hardness scale, but for food.

He would feed them progressively more and more solid foods until they choked.

So a lot of his work was basically getting as close as you could to choking someone to death without actually doing it.

damn liquid food status

he was the one that decided what kind of food someone could safely eat.

That was his job. that and teaching them to talk again. If they were lucky.

But that wore on him, and he was not pleasent to be around growing up. Unfortunatly.

But he almost died a couple times, and now he works with kids. Those things improved his mood significantly. The kids love him, and they have a much better prognosis for recovery.

i could def see that not being a good job for mental health

Right before he quit nursing home work there was a bad flu outbreak at the nursing home he was working at. 50% fatalities.

the company literally had greif counselors on site for the employees.

thats some black pilled shit

almost died how

A really bad heart attack, which he made a complete recovery from.

oh

i thought you meant patients tried to kill him

Folowed a couple years later by a MRSA infection in his lungs (he never smoked, but has the lungs of a chain smoking coal miner anyway)

zombies bro

zombies

((((the flu)))))

I mean before the infection he had bad lungs. They thought they were going to have to remove one of them at one point, but then they didn't need to.

Before he was even 55. But he's been good since then.

Though he looked like a walking corpse for my bro's wedding (six weeks after the heart attack)

Second scariest thing I've been though in my adult life.

for sure broham