Message from @ebowden

Discord ID: 447237377828847616


2018-05-18 16:43:03 UTC  

I'm just saying its fucking stupid to ask for gun control in texas

2018-05-18 16:43:09 UTC  

the state with the most lax gun laws

2018-05-18 16:43:29 UTC  

I wonder if the school had armed security or teachers

2018-05-18 16:49:07 UTC  

Arizona has the most lax gun laws...objectively speaking.

2018-05-18 22:14:50 UTC  

Waking up the west in 20-30 mins

2018-05-18 22:39:16 UTC  

Off for another weekend with the wife.

2018-05-19 02:47:51 UTC  

@Oliver Starley This woman really does remind me of Mister Metokur, she's fucking savage.

2018-05-19 02:47:59 UTC  

Also, she plans on having kids.

2018-05-19 02:48:05 UTC  

More than one of them.

2018-05-19 02:48:25 UTC  

Good. We need more wholesome milkers in the world

2018-05-19 02:48:58 UTC  

How many of her videos have you seen?

2018-05-19 02:51:02 UTC  

@Oliver Starley, being raised by that woman would be like being raised by a shark that can survive on land.

2018-05-19 02:52:35 UTC  

Not a lot actually. I've seen her video roasting Shoe and a bit of her stream when she was in character spouting gun control stuff to a radio interviewer

2018-05-19 02:53:47 UTC  

Imagine how unfortunate a child an autistic son of hers would be.

2018-05-19 03:20:50 UTC  

@Oliver Starley Did you watch that video of hers?

2018-05-19 03:21:13 UTC  

The one you just posted?

2018-05-19 03:21:19 UTC  

Yes.

2018-05-19 03:21:32 UTC  

I was in the middle of it

2018-05-19 03:21:40 UTC  

Ah, ok.

2018-05-19 03:25:20 UTC  

At the rate things are going, I probably couldn't live in America to keep a trad lifestyle. Sure, I've got lots of film related things to pitch and eventually sell, but eventually, that money is going to dry up. I'd have to move and settle down where it's simpler

2018-05-19 03:25:58 UTC  

I don't know if I'd have to learn Polish or German (if I moved to Austria or Switzerland)

2018-05-19 03:26:34 UTC  

"Donate towards my trad-fund now: paypal.me/BrittanyVenti"

2018-05-19 03:26:53 UTC  

"I freshly rolled out of bed to make this video to advocate for traditional values, stop bullying me over my hair and no makeup, oppressing women may be trad but it's not right!"

2018-05-19 03:27:20 UTC  

She's still woke on the PQ

2018-05-19 03:27:32 UTC  

PQ?

2018-05-19 03:27:44 UTC  

The porn question

2018-05-19 03:27:54 UTC  

Well, I agree with her on the trad stuff. It's hilarious.

2018-05-19 03:28:37 UTC  

Also, it's not what she thinks, it's her wit.

2018-05-19 03:28:55 UTC  

I laughed so hard that I saw stars today.

2018-05-19 03:29:30 UTC  

Women can be funny. It's just better when they're up to date with the meme lingo

2018-05-19 03:30:21 UTC  

She really does put me in mind of a female Metokur.

2018-05-19 03:31:30 UTC  

People like Alizee, her, and I'm sure there's a few others, are fucking hilarious, particularly with the anti jokes and ironic humor. That's something that the left literally can't do

2018-05-19 03:33:36 UTC  

The left also doesn't seem to get that brevity is the soul of wit. There have literally been scientific studies on this, the relationship between length and how funny a joke is linear, and they are inversely correlated.

2018-05-19 03:34:50 UTC  

Aydin Paladin had a good video on that. She's also funny. Anytime she laughs, I end up laughing too

2018-05-19 03:49:12 UTC  

I think that should go in the funny images channel

2018-05-19 12:29:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/447375282374967296/Screenshot_20180518-210040_Instagram.jpg

2018-05-19 12:29:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/447375297155694602/Screenshot_20180518-234317_Instagram.jpg

2018-05-19 12:30:35 UTC  

I insult Kirchner and make fun of Argentina for being anally possesive of the falklands and this is how they respond

2018-05-19 12:31:50 UTC