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its always russian or pole or greek
Poles are Catholic.
lol i have a friend who likes this pope because she feels like she could sit down and have tea with him
Also, beware of any pastor that talks about sports from the pulpit, or dwells on pop cultural ephimeria.
le sigh
I want my popes aloof af!
The people who attend Latin Mass are fine.
Look for one in your state https://oca.org/parishes
you gonna start handing out pamphlets @Oliver Starley
i could handle a little sport ball in trade for no more money for haiti/ not having a gay pride event in the church
or rainbow benches saying "all are welcome"
I don't have pamphlets, but if you find a church, they might have some to give you
i was making a mormon joke
Also, no mormons, charismatics, 18th century founded denominations of any kind (7th day, JWs, etc)
Lol
Mormonism is basically white islam
Unless you're geographically able to join the snake handlers. That's too hilarious.
It really really is, Oliver.
The church we need. The reformation we need. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRujuE-GIY4&ab_channel=mutant763
white sharia is the motto
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gave him a major out
^
come on take the booty are runnnn
yea yea
White sharia is bs. Women should be all about enticing a husband, and after marriage enticing their husband to impregnate them as much as possible. While using their sensuality to passivey promote their churches. "Men, come to this church. We got hot chicks salivating for a man to serve."
In order to attend church in the main room, women must have a thigh gap.
b cups or larger
and be able to pull off a bare midriff
though they don't have to if they don't want to.
true sex sells
There's a gym in the back where the fatties can lift and do cardio while the sermon is pumped in.
That is a cheapening of Christianity.
can i trade baked goods instead?
Also, 40+ women with 3+ kids are exempt of course.
ALLLLLAHHHHHH SNAKKKKKBARRRR
In a town I used to live in there is a church called "Lord's Gym" with a giant painting of a crucified Jesus doing pushups painted on the outside wall.
Lol