I like disney theme parks

The mouse gets the gas

Everywhere has math.

math is not meth

Everywhere has both

here's another one

Florida's child marriage laws

Afghanistans are stronger

My wife and I went to Disney World on our honeymoon, and a cruise. Miami is a hell hole, though.

Then there's the whole more public masturbation in florida than all other states combined

Sadly, you're talking to a guy who thinks that in a perfect world we should all have had an arranged marriage when we were fifteen (to another 15 year hold to be clear). So child marriage laws mean a little less to me then average. Nasty old men and ladies shouldn't be marrying kids, though.

Also the things about the meth and public masturbation might be a result of the "florida man" thing I cited above.

arranged you say

neither of them are due to florida laws by the way

The only problem with arranged marriages is that they result in old men marrying underage girls. There are a lot of positve traits to the practice. Strong community building, for example.

I'm intrigued how you think it plays out

There are some very interesting stats on the practice, but I'm a tad too busy to look them up atm.

Here's a quick one though. The divorce rate for arranged marriages is 6 percent.

I have a feeling there's a big reason for that

**you usually aren't ALLOWED to**

Well if you're talking about islamic communities, you are, if you're a guy. You literally just have to tell your wife.

But to me that's not a bug, it's a feature. There should be a very strong (but not insurmountable) community pressure to keep people from divorcing.

No fault divorce was a mistake

^ the second worst thing Ronald Reagan ever did

Was the worst thing winning the cold war?

first being gibing mexicans commiefora

Pepsi ended the cold war

Winning the Cold War was a good thing.

@king_kraken It was McDonald's and you KNOW IT!

lol

da donnnnnnnn

In all seriousness, Gorbachev was more responsible than anyone else for ending the Cold War.

kek negros the worse ppl but the funnyest of all ppl

Trump will likely be the only president in all of our lifetimes who isn't terrible.

lol owned https://twitter.com/acosta/status/1060332691143491584?s=21

henlo frens

streaming in like 20 mins

Oh, that guy.